THE NOISE
THE NOISE
by Greydon Moore
Part 1 STAY REASONABLE
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HERE COMES A MAJOR POEM. IT IS ALL RELATED
THROUGH A COMMON THEME CALLED 'THE NOISE'
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STAY REASONABLE
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In contrast to straight uphill progress,
soon will be mentioned sidepaths that shouldn't
spin off into further noise and din divergences
as seemingly promiscuous as fantasies and
aspirations of human historic behavior
It is as if thoughts,
pre-occupied with infinities
and gods named male masters, like
to fix on the spinoffs rather than holding
fast to the Absolutes, while accepting banes as
loose pocket change.
"What do you mean?", you shout in the
noises of impure private thought
"I mean the shout itself is not necessary
"Not necessary?
"Promiscuous
"(?)"
"I heard you shout, and have no use for it.
There is too much noise already
"Noise? Where?
"You haven't recognized the noise?
Let me offer you an example
"You already did. You said you can
show a series which generates Fibonnaci numbers in the
golden spiral in an absolute manner
"That's not the example I have in mind, since such
irradicates noise at the source
"(!)"
"This that follows is
what I mean by offer
(A document is waved in the air)
"I'd like to show the solutions first. But in this day
and age such disclosures can go unnoticed amidst the noise.
So I'm giving you examples of the noise as a single-eye opener.
What do I mean by single eye? Look at the American one dollar bill,
even tho, it being in many parts negatives, these
following examples are best forgotten
as soon as possible fast ; as in ;
'once seen, now forgotten'
as opposed to absolute examples which are:
'once seen
never forgotten'
or better yet
'once seen
self evident
forever'
"So, before you go further confused or worse,
conceited,
here is an offered example:
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EVERYDAY LOOT IN THE CASHBOX OF THE PRESENT
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'Welcome to Revenge of the movies'
starring Liz Desires
directed by Lance Loins in collaboration with
Keep Looking Exotic Ambitions
distributed by Allied Bizarre Concepts Limited
in association with Esoteric Mysteries
in keeping with their pledge to keep
doing it to the planet.
You get the picture.
Opening credits: (left on the cutting room floor
by a lesser aware film editor)
The reciprocal of any
odd power of G is
absent the digits which
preceed the decimal
G is the golden ratio, a number in
which G is « of (root 5 + .5)
in case you didn't know.
You don't say
is not an acceptable answer
OUR STORY BEGINS
in the sub levels of never everland
where our hero 'Stay Reasonable' is having
a hard time trying to make sense out of so much
NOISE in the GOLDEN RATIO districts of netherlands made
famous by so many noisy structures
'Stay Reasonable' is driving fast
past through the
streets of a strange city
First finding a side pocket in the
reciprocal of the G part of town
where many signs are winking up and down
reading:
BE THE FIRST IN YOUR BLOCK
TO OWN YOUR OWN HOME WITH YOUR VERY OWN DOCK
at this point the preoccupied developments
are left behind the construction rubble
abruptly peters out by a bridge over a creek
a new street with rowhouses clinging to ridges in peaks
'Stay Reasonable' perceives in the side view mirror
while crossing the bridge for a closer look
'Stay Reasonable' detects a brand new reek
ESTATES ODD AND EVEN
NEW HERITAGE HOMES IN MODERN
TRADITIONAL STYLES
NOW SELLING
WITH
BRICKS GALORE
just look at the
old fashion new modern facades
and sign those checks before someone else
buys the home meant for you, don't delay!
The street addresses
down one whole side
sigh like equations made of
root 5 and G + .5 ...
The other side
of the street seems to have
some ditch digging but no homes
nothing there but signs
sticking from the ground in rows in lines
in the mud in the form of developer's stakes
reading:
The reciprocal of any even
power of G rounds off
to the nearest whole numbers
the decimals converge toward zero.
Theories about this will abound
before tomorrow ....
But these are questions
for another time.
The gears begin to grind
in sticky mud.
'Stay Reasonable' struggles to climb
a shoulder onto a more travelled open ended expanse
a thoroughfare giving less choice but far more chance
Turning right
oops
blind up a wrong alley
oops
stopped by a parking lot
big trade show out there in the corn field
winking thinking computers demonstrating
artificial intelligence programs, virtual realities interlinking
line many booths and progress is slow 'tween stalls
the programs keep crashing like collapsed synapses
and screens slowly fade as incoming calls from long distance
cattle rustle the bytes.
A squeeze through a narrow gap
at the end of the corn field
and 'Stay Reasonable' is free of the trap
passing onto a main
drive lined on either side by fast hamburger stands
and weight loss saloons with
sun tan restaurants
for business people
pulling in the slack.
Degenerated skin conditions occupy conversations
and faces from the abuse are apparent.
By this time
'Stay Reasonable' is thinking:
as everyone knows
only a fool would try and
learn a city by memorizing the streets
off a list in alphabetical order.
You have to get in there and look around
get the feel of the streets
learn the rules of the traffic
get to recognize landmarks
scout the regions and find out
where the freeways take you
Keenly reading the street signs as they
pass by in snaps 'Stay Reasonable'
happens by a neon one which says 'PERHAPS'
'Stay Reasonable' notices to the right
a billboard for tourists just at night
hanging over a traffic light:
'Now Entering The Suburb Of Nirvana'
Like New Delhi during a swami's convention
the seamy streets teem with population
all wearing name tags bordered in the
scribbles of a very old language each
name tag bearing worn numbers
from an even older ancient script
These people seem to be so misaligned
wandering in circles and turning back
and when a name tag falls from any one of them
another is found on the ground to replace it
In spite of the mess
'Stay Reasonable' sees the sense in less
than a few seconds of forward guess.
Independent standing billboards
reading
"GATEWAY TO NIRVANA"
a few gurus
carry at random
wandering around in loin cloths dirty
are fragmented banners
of a part time fence
missing words hence
as follows:
...no purpose to fill the void
only voids filled with ideas meandering
can't illuminate the senses
in such a catastrophe...
'Stay Reasonable intuits the
gateway and fenceposts are an
inelegant trap with places
in infinity being easily stated
as Nirvana
where it is said
nothing and everything
is comprehended at the same time
all that is needed
is to follow the rules
from the bottom to the top
and keep incarnating
till you get there.
Thanking the lucky stars
for a narrow escape
out of a cul de sac
our hero cops a hard right
stomps the gas hard
burns rubber up a
lane through a detour
feeling the anxiety
fading fast into past.
Now cruising out onto a
nearby wide and met ic u lous ly laid out
boulevard 'Stay Reasonable' passes the place
where each believer's footfalls must be
exactly placed in some earlier's footprints
in exact order to proceed forward
to the next footfall space
a pope even now
bobbling along the cobstones
and then the ad hoc district of
reeling beliefs made of the
tents of hunched and bunched
mullahs and ayatollahs whose
left hands and
both feet don't
exist for them
Making exit fast between two tent poles
'Stay Reasonable' pulls out at last by a theater
with its marquee blazing
'Let's Find More Lurking Turkeys'
- Blockbuster of the season -
at your favorite theater nearest you today
so droll so unaway the marquee's
words are fading even as que's
line to the ticket gate the blast
still going long its wrong in
states in letters flat say
so ordinary so not profound
so between the lines the
letters say
Produced by the
"Dim Witty Artists Anything Goes
If There Is Profit In It
Cluster Of Companies Ltd.,
Starring Hank Hurry
and Dolly Dolly
and a cast of thousands of
new comers and old comers and
other comers you won't want to miss".
Getting the theta rhythm stabilized
so that 'Stay Reasonable's'
curiosity is aroused
our hero
relaxes too much
takes a turn for the worse
in the musty odors
kind of like
spinning out rounding a corner
into crap
accelerating backward into a real black trap
two wheeling screetching into a dense gravity gap
coming out into the adjacent
skid road district of derelict structures
and ideas that have been around
since the dawn of mathematics
Parking this way and that through the trash cans
and dead end streets
Stay Reasonable' finally
finds a leak into a little marketplace
where masks and gongs and puppets glom in dins
done by many peoples wearing silly grins
A street prophet in primitive disgrace
runs by and shoves a clay tablet
in 'Stay Reasonable's' face
upon which has been scribed in haste
God's Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Continue ...
says the mighty voice
of the few of people
pray through the secret knowledges
and a mighty soar roars through the
assembled masses reaching to
touch the fabric
of the black robed prophet
Down here
frequency changes can't easily
surge through the ethers not
even with strong pulsations
this is apparent
there are so many urgent cries
so many followers
trapped in the wilderness
'Stay Reasonable' keeps pressing flesh past the
envelopes for easy remittance of donations
past confessional toll booths
out onto the grass
the crystallizations begin to fall away fast
and at the hebrew bath
the gate
a dim lit slate
marking the start of a brief date
on which is written one more fate
but followers from the
multitude here are standing
around arguing
over which term
is more important
and inexorably
the black and white robed prophets
approach beckoning
to me! come to me!
Knowing it is futile
to argue with arguers 'Stay Reasonable'
kisses the prophets soundly goodby completely in long distance
forever in 'Stay Reasonable's' mind
wheels a quick 1/10th of a second
U turn up and onto a freeway
hurtling at high velocity
toward the center of town
where at this velocity 'Stay Reasonable'
is suddenly starting to get better bearings for
the landscape is beginning to turn itself around
into clear cut images. The world begins to take on
the presence of more stable states.
There is light
even with the eyes closed.
Up ahead
'Stay Reasonable' can see
how this is one of the cities on the planet being
futurized anew with help from the higher beings,
into a Cube and Sphere as its heart and center
the Cube and Sphere already comprising the
ground around which a new
government operation is being built
having a universal rights charter in Absolute Law
and a Reality in science that is fully 50% of god.
That understanding.
The churchly spires of the old dispensation
are vanishing fast to the new
era of progressive evolution.
'Stay Reasonable' is relieved to perceive
that the worst is over
the point of view coming through
for the new dispensation
with the Cube and Sphere
architecture
'Stay Reasonable' knows is the
most wide ranging realm of cohesive
thought expanse and explanation in Reality
guaranteed by the Supreme Creators.
In the new city
even motion itself has been translated
and the former ideas about it no longer matter.
Even tho the
residuals and sequels want to
play their course
Back in the din just witnessed
some have been
telepathically kicked by the intensity
of 'Stay Reasonable's' passing
and instead of looking for more future sight
are using the emotions to
set in motion a last round of lesser light
there is huge
in new books claims boasts
head the best seller list
crazy points of view ripple through
a brief eon
noise!
on a simple look into a typical worldly day
the color T.V. on in the corner in slow motion haste
a car
crashes
and a magazine drops to the floor
the reader asleep
falls open on a page advertising
the winds fan the pages easy
words are heard printed
seen are quick subliminals
" ... a researcher peers into the mass consciousness of modern
society producing more degrees and statuses in the fabrics of
the times ... in the ins of middle management crisis ... a must
for every career urgent need achiever who wants to get ahead
... slipping away at the cutting edge of tomorrow ...
" ... in a random sampling of outrageously advanced imagination
... this new book is the one you've all been waiting for ... but
let us not put words in your mouth ... more telepathic hits
galore ... science fiction at its best ...
" ... in an interview on the Tomorrow Show today ... the authors quoted
as saying 'every text book in the WORLD will have to be re-written
because of OUR discoveries' ...
" ... of the many science fiction afficionados here at the convention
quoted; ... from random samplings of book reviews and
advertisments; ... a team of science fiction writers and
their latest book titled:
'Winking Blinking Gods' ...
" ... a major masterpiece in which the so-called 'Lurking Turkey
Fibonnaci Series' has been revealed for the first time ... the
universal laws of nature naked at last ... explicators are certain
to win the coveted 'Nobel Prize at the least' ... as spicy racy
dialogue adds piquant zest to an evening's read ...
" ... the Tao Of Physics has brought forth another generation to its
knees in the spotlight up there beside the Cosmic Onion and the
Coodies in the Balloon theory of the universe ... to illuminate
the book bin of fabled fantastics ... bringing tantric buddhist
thought into the 21st century with a whole new room of new
statues for prayer making people ... how now sacred cow, quite
full, solid bull ...
" ... the devil has been exposed! by this latest from ... humans of the
cloth outraged by attempts to link god with science ...
" ... the superbly significant and financial block buster writers of
the season take a bow ... closest any science fiction writers
have come to an interface with god ... with reality speaking
about wisdom on the slip of the tongue ... channeling ... a
bold prophetic speakeasy that gives ...
" ... new meaning to the word old ... to be made into a T.V. mini
series for sure ... 8 weeks just for you ... and only
Boldfinger's gottit ...
" ..."Let me have everything I want", he said. "Let me come into
the room with my presence", she said ... let me turn off
this ridiculous movie said I which is why I only give it
a 2, perhaps 1« ...
" ... a far reaching story about two meditators who have found their
theta rhythm of their minds and use it to pursue a guru to far
flung galaxies, and save the universe from ...
" ... sublimely inspired ... definitely not nerds ... well done
intellectual slight of hand ... when itinerant lumberjack
and his dazzling camp cook companion step forth to save the
universe, Hank Hurry and Dolly Dolly journey to the far side
of the cosmos to reap a race of black robed prophets as the
idle makers to create our lord ... and come sleazing back
hurtling sideways through the centuries into chaos ...
" ... I give their latest effort a full ll and 1/2 out of 10 ...
Well, uh, I have to disagree, to me it only gets, uh, 1
maybe only 1/2 if I'm feeling better by tomorrow.
Hah hah hah says the interviewer
Hah hah hah says the interviewee
Hah hah hah says the audience ...
Please do not change this station
transmission difficulties are temporary
we now return you to normal broadcasting
... Hah hah hah says the viewer ... the author's
have ignored sharp criticism over their previous books
and this time ... autograph between 2 and 10 p.m.
tomorrow and wednesday only so hurry ... don't
turn off your T.V. sets
power interruption is only temporary ...
" ... says noted scientist expressing amazement at the newly discovered
Fibonnaci numbers and what it might mean to the future predictions
of Big Bang Thought ... FM distortion and brown out ... voices
fading from the radio replaced by static ... howlers sing like
sirens in the fades ... the north magnetic pole is temporarily
unstable ... wriggling the wires strung across the drapes doesn't
do it this time the antenna isn't working ... get cable FM today
don't delay have your credit card ready call this number ... "
... bunk ... nonsense! your idle thoughts
shout in the shadows ...
All on a sleazy hot autumn day
furious with purposes
Hints are forever free
about illusions vrs Reality
In fact
lets have another look at
those number series involving «root5 and G
and sift the thought stream illusions for actualities
"The fact is
some homework is done right up front
at the end point of the noise
"Therefore I might
include the homework as an
appendix or two.
Saves me the trouble of
having to dance and poise
on hot coals in double time
getting the point across
to tenders who believe
the encyclopedia is the sum
total of all possible knowledge
don't forget
the editors don't want to
say anything or do anything that
might cost the bosses profit"
For sure the following won't
go in any encyclopedia being
published by the old one two three
infinity manipulators
THE NOISE CONTINUES
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LAW AND ORDER RULES THE WAVES
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being
a description of HARMONIC RELATIVITY PRINCIPLES
one of the higher dimensional physics
a new locally unknown unheard of distribution
in solar space and the spectrum of atoms
as well as wavelengths of subatomic particles
In another regime
another mystery is resolved to earth viewers
the Cube and Sphere forms the geometry of snowflakes
the complete matrixed six sided geometry
with expanding images and rotations, mathematicals.
In the ice form of water molecules
(some energy is removed)
there is the same in electron ionnic diffraction patterns
(some energy is added)
big and small
both are the same in one non dimensional
geometric overview
Superimpose the ionnic master image over any six sided snowflake and
you can see at once all key parts
absolutely formed in a beautiful set of
lines, angles, proportions;
lay the same master image over an
ionnic diffraction pattern of the atom and
all key parts are
absolutely formed in the same beautiful set of
lines, angles, dots, and proportions;
even tho
to the naked eye
each snowflake
each ionnic diffraction pattern
looks uniquely different
except for the six sides
yet every dot spot
and straight line is
connected with uncanny
accuracy on the Master Image.
Picture four six sided figures
drawn within each other each rotated
by 90 degrees and you've got the master
image. Mind you, the four must be drawn right,
each radius a link to the proper connection in
the next larger part of the geometry.
Extra! Extra! A report on the Absolute Cube and Sphere in Reality
a disclosure about fundamental coherences pervades nature
mathematical order and geometrical constancy
provides the answer
or
you write a title
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SUM OF ANOTHER ORDER
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"Harmonic Relativity? are you
sure you know what you're talking about?"
"Are you sure you
know what you're asking?"
says the representative in reply.
The book publisher continues scratching the
mastoid gland behind the ear
"I don't know, I don't know", the publisher finally
adds; "this ain't gunfight stuff
no virtual reality
no international spy thriller here,
and more to the point no pussy
where's the stuff that everyone pays
to read about
we want profit
Er, let me put it to you this way,
in my opinion
you haven't got anything here that's worth money.
Too bad
I'm looking for new writers
for the tax writeoffs but this!
I don't think I could even get even
one company to go in on sharing
the advertising costs in a magazine
let alone the big one score some rights on the movies
The way things are today if we can't guarantee the profit
the board of directors and shareholders won't go for it
you can see the position I'm in one more mistake
and it's my job on the line it's mean in the street
and I know what sells and this ain't some of it
sorry".
Smiling all the time
the publisher has been
pretending all along to be
doing the writer a favor
grinning fixed the eyes quick with glints
spewing news you can't use
as if it was urgently needed
News you can use
is far ahead of
news you can't use
But what is it you get
in the daily dose of media messages
How often have you gotten a valuable insight
from the arrest of a computer cheating bank clerk
or even
a bank cheating computer
Female alderman A calls male alderman B a fraud
this makes big news
yet at any time
10,000,000 people are calling each other frauds eagerly
over a drink in the happy hour
One in the multitude has a
different sound in their voice
is saying Quantum Gravity Exists
and people clench their teeth
move away from the bar.
The person can conclude that either
Quantum Gravity doesn't sell during the happy hour
or that real news has no meaning
to the urges of the times
the real news
challenges the comfort zone
known as beliefs and dogmas about science
There is authority
tainted saints in the ivory tower
who from time to time
dish out new news about what they want the
public to believe is scientifically going on
when it comes to
understanding the universe
"You don't say"!" "Well, uh, yes, we do, and
seem to be getting away with it"
Grunts and funding behind the enterprise
Getting noisier by the century
"Um yas".
"Transversal Relativistic effects
include all sideways motions".
"Everyone must be accounted for".
"Indeedly".
"Only the most intelligent know about them".
"Sorry, I didn't get that".
"Of course".
The trio are walking
in an arc sideways as they proceed forward
trying to pass through the door simultaneously.
Yes the conundrums they carry.
They walk in a line sort of
all three making a profound statement
one heavy
one slow
one circling
one spaced from the second who is one pace from the
third at significant intervals from a point of center
each trying, giving way, being more humble than the other.
And so
the bunch they are in sails torquing forward to
travelogue into a tight cluster in the revolving door
and seconds pass as freely as the 'ahems' until the
trio untangle themselves just to get through the doorway
The same self nonsense can be
bypassed and Reality instead
constructed by etheric hands in
a perfect plane geometry upon which
relativity exists
of which
any one can
draw and study,
seeing at once many
revealing properties about
existences in physics.
Forget the sine of angle A as being THE significant
teaching in special relativity.
In the REAL geometry
there are four angles with
twelve trigonometries
to begin with
and each trig state can be
calculated via special relativity equations
by adding and subtracting
multiplying and dividing
a single term
I'll let you in
on a little secret
that isn't hidden from anybody.
I mean its no secret about
Harmonic Relativity Principles,
one ratio can serve as a constant for
the whole of it
such as the speed of light over velocity.
But for that matter that ratio can be
anything that works in Reality
not just the speed of light.
Up till now
only upstairs knows about it
attempt new now to get the truth
down into the 3rd dimension of the planet
has resulted only in WOW get this guy shut off
or I'll do it for you
such noisy threats
cumbersome the ethers
crowded with 4th dimensional thought
about how to go straight nowhere to oblivion
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THE GRISLY CORPSE
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"As you can plainly see my friend
I've just finished my new casting
its my latest and greatest creation
its the most sublime in suffering
exquisitely wrought agony of the ecstasy
of the calvary on the cross
the world has ever seen
"That's quite a mouthful"; I interject.
"I hope
(the person continues without pause)
the Pope might want to use it
for the papal personal staff
"No kidding?
And I thought it was just
a particularly grotesque corpse
made of metal
dangling on a cross
"Did the LORD pinch you
on the cheek today?
"You mean ... " (I gesture
as if pinching the buns of a bottom)
There is a clatter
a piece of metal on the
spare parts rack against a wall collapses
falling through a few layers of overplus
we both look to the noise.
The person asks that question again,
probing,
one eye larger than the other from the mentals:
"Did the LORD pinch you on the cheek today?"
"I think someone did.
When I first looked upon your
grotesquerie on the cross
HOLY COW what a diabolical jolt!
"You don't want to worship it then
"Of course I don't want to worship it
you think that's why I came here?
(I turn, one heel squeeking
against the machine shop cement
and leave the metal smells
the smoke, the dust sparkling in strays
of rays splayed through the streaky windows
leave the artisan to continue
rubbing and polishing
grunting and bolishing
the fruits of such hideous labors)
(Briefly I hold the all powerful Cube and Sphere of the
Supreme Creators in consciousness
almost instantly perceiving the avails
in a re-stablization of a few particular
frequencies back toward norm
or at least
back toward present tolerance levels
as are currently operant on this planet
at least as are currently operating
through me on this planet
given this planet's regressed conditions
at this present period in time.
And given the constraints and expansions
in which I am presently functioning.
Still some lower emotional
contact levels to get rid of.
But, I'm working on them
all the time
getting rid of junk
experiencing more of the better getting in.
Peace, Power, and Plenty in good movement
through the soul matrix.
And abundant joy in knowing
that there is more to the
whole of Creation than
religious malpractices allow).
(On the down side
for the rest of the day
innuendos of that religion keep
creeping into my thoughts
and perfuming my emotions.
I know what it is.
That person is venting their fury at me
in their private thoughts
because I wouldn't accept the stupidity
of the grotesque crucifix and
all that it implies.
I don't know
whatever had given that person the
idea I had come to buy a crucifix.
A complete opposite.
I thought I had come
to give the person information about the
future of the planet.
As you can see
short circuits happen).
(And that evening
I get more from this freak
I also have to contend with the artisan's
personal bible study group
saying a prayer for me.
By this time I'm home at the cabin but
physical disturbance isn't the problem
the activities of the prayer group is.
I swear, by all that is Perfect in Reality,
that I don't need this kind of misguided static).
(Ouch, I've just stubbed my toe
against the edge of a table leg
in the cabin.
It was enough of a crank folding a toe
to bring a tear to my eyes.
I'll have to wisen up
not let myself get so distracted.
A half hour ago I spilled a box of
shreddies on the floor.
And before that knocked a cup of coffee over
staining the corners of several new pages
covered with quantum gravity
mathematic equations for
perfect eclipses involving
venus, mars, and mercury.
A creeping meatball is moving around
in my environment.
Just when it started I nearly cut my finger
on a piece of glass
because an empty peanut butter jar fell
into the sink of soapy water unseen
and got broken under the suds.
Gotta be extra careful
when these kind of vibes are ... getting in).
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BIG MERRY GO ROUND
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What for those masks and statues
along the wall racks are those cracks in the rows
of spindles with paint peeling meant to be metaphysical
A hapless fervent spins one
of the wheels in hurried haste
a century of their favorite karma flies off in waste
unknown even to the
carcass of the crusty old priest on
display behind the modern glass divider
The chip does nothing more than sluing to the bust
loosens a bit of dust
from the wall basket
containing the old saint's kidney stones.
That rumble the thunder has just made
had nothing to do with it
it is not the gods getting ready for a visit
The priests
steering the population past the
spinning wheels had no reason
to order heads shaved
every six hours till the thunder stops.
No dumb beliefs in
god that
treats humans as things
Some hand gets sliced away
for every one
forgetting to pray five times a day minimum
the left hand lost to those who, forgetting the way,
eat with it on that
on that fateful day
The same is recycled through the pit
time after time
till logic gets sick of it
Blasting into nirvana
awesome state of hypothetical
nothing
relentless
pointless
powerful without a thought
and certainly no science
for nothing in everything is chaos.
Fees paid for confessions
the best trees hewed anew
for processions of the cross
carried by a staggering authority to demonstrate
all that absurd in their shuffling positions
ahh, saints made from the
catalogue of persecuted heretics who
wouldn't break the ties of the death grip yet
didn't quite believe the beliefs
of old languages intoned into the
dark of consciousness
A mother keeps turning up in the weirdest places
everyone different
every name the same
How many times
have you been struck by fear
for failing to
get to the mass on time
Some great clot of heady vibrations
tuned into dope and sex and other
low frequency emanations
Beetles eat whatever
falls to the cave floor
Some wretches suspect
there is much much more
than easy to score
side trips to the force
and do nothing more besides talk about it
they do not think to the edge of obvious
they do not see beyond chaos
talking is wasteland easy
and no sting of truth
the thoughts merely babble
a few seconds of hard thought
got caught misting in easy breezes
What dammed legacies
still linger glued to the subconscious from
days gone past when priests
taught god circled the earth like a merry go round.
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THREE DAYS AT ONCE
=========================
1.
"How does it all wrap up?
What are we going to summarize today?
(I am wondering why I've come down the
corridor into this old psychic, er, physics office.
How can a person like this, in this day of reckoning,
still be a member of the flat earth society?)
(But
having got the middle aged
occupant to look up from the
prayer book spread open atop
students papers on the desk
I continue);
"Unlike Plank's Constant for
energy and wave and light, more like
a fine structure constant inching through
chinks in the universe,
the rhythm and cadence of the steady state effects itself
of GRAVITATIONAL RELATIVITY in a roar of forces
can soar between systems in power and glory
to serve in purposes of
balancing esteems in the regimes of Creation
(Ah, now THAT seems to have
gotten some attention)
"As can now be shown in bold face and type
in human style print on paper
(I wave a lot of paper containing
the equations and explanations in my hand)
the effects produce products that
crop up here and there and feature orders
that correspond to products created in the living world
of the universe's local neighborhood
known as the solar system.
Planets and moons are in there amongst the chinks in the equations.
And so are elementary particles
"Excuse me, your views are religious?
"Well, if that's what you want to believe.
No point in sending a ship over the
edge of the ocean, is there, because
all it'll do is fall off
"Umm, what do you mean? The edge
of the oceon will fall off?
"Umm, weren't you listening"?
"Well, no, it's noon and I'm
getting my prayers ready
"What do you think might be
hidden under that big block of rock
under the big black wrap in Mecca
surrounded by that small old city
in the middle of the desert?
"Excuse me, I must say my prayers".
'What I really wanted to say is, you
invited me here, no actually,
what I want to say is, you can't
sail over the edge of the ocean until
someone builds a ship to get you that far.
The ship itself doesn't count for much.
More important
is what you find
when you get to the other side of the horizon.
What I really mean, is, there
is no point in feeling awed by illumination.
I'm not, and I'm just doing my job
"You build ships that don't
fall off the edge of the ocean?
"Ships don't fall off
the edge of the ocean.
"What do they do
stop against it?
"How can they, there is no edge
"What?
"Your eyes can see clearly
after a certain distance
you see that the edge
is a rounding off
descending over the curve of the Earth
I mean
everyone knows that's obvious
I mean
you have to intuitively know that the Earth is round
to perceive its physical curve properly
(A long pause as the professor pulls on this
thinking)
"I'll have to say a prayer about that",
is the new response. "I dislike the thought of
sliding off even worse than
falling off directly
"Shucks, we're back to the beginning
and all we got out of it is
one more insight
linked into your misconstrued beliefs
"I beg your pardon
my beliefs are very clear
"Perhaps you think so", is my only response
(Leaving the room I wonder what is so obvious
that its missing
what
how can a person become so bogged down
in a need to have such crystallized beliefs
so much absurd behavior
no matter how brilliant
no matter how mistaken.
More importantly
what might I do to help alleviate such conditions)
Oh
say
by the way
(I was going to tell the lost soul)
did you know that the
wavelengths for the whole of the
hydrogen atom spectrum
can be hand constructed by the
simple techniques of ordinary plane geometry?
Yes
no lie it is yet another geometry
its in there in Absolute Cause in Reality
all you need to know is
how to
geometrically construct a reciprocal
as well as
how to construct reciprocals in groups
and I have done it the papers are at home in
a carton waiting for an auditorium wall big enough
to do the contructions properly for all to see.
What you do is reciprocals in converse from
energy levels through frequency sum harmonics
and out into the outer rings to
find the wavelengths standing naked.
You start with a line with a point on it.
A second point is the in to begin,
the length between the points is a
non dimensional artifact equal to one
and all things that follow are
intrinsically proportional;
or you can scale the length to any measure
the radius of the atom for instance
colloquially known as the Bohr orbit,
all that follows anyway
are the measured wavelengths
not the mythicals of, but the fabrics of
the elaborate more Absolute
plane geometry constructions
sprung from the atom.
Imagine
sets of concentric rings of geometry drawn wavelengths
all done by hand in no violation of Euclid...
ultraviolet, visible light, infrared,
to start with around a point of center
which you drew to perfect scale by hand
without a ruler
on a wall sized piece of paper.
Interesting offer, isn't it.
Simple steps are always fundamental.
(At this moment I am
hunching across a parking lot
to the far end in an
early blizzard that
gives sudden notice to the forecasters
my papers sticking wet to my belly under my shirt.
I am thinking in a way I dislike doing
about how instead of that junk about oceans
the talk with the prof
should have gone
while inwardly escaping the cold.
Snow blows in
through my short sleeved shirt
should have brought a jacket
brrrr).
The conversation continues in the
busyness, the noise, of private thoughts:
In either case
step B follows step A routinely
resulting in every photon wavelength of
a hydrogen atom's, groups of spectrums
constructed in a single image.
Oh yes, certainly, I can do differences as small
as the fine structure constant
which turns out to have an Absolute foundation
drawn by a related geometry.
Mind you, scaling is a problem,
it takes the size of a living room wall
just to fit the circumferences of the
first three spectrums of wavelengths
into the single picture.
But, it can be done with the bright light geometry.
Why argue? I've already done it!.
I wanted to say this to that professor
that atomic specialist of this university
having brought along to show the prof
the proofs the Zeeman and the
Lyman groups of photon wavelengths
drawn accurately in visuals on
sheets of long lasting stamp album paper
by the simple expediency of the absolute
plane geometry techniques;
each wavelength series showing that
this other side of fundamental atomic
spectra is obviously ready made
in the Absolutes of
First Cause in Reality.
Also of course the geometry that describes the
details of the Proton, and the Fine Structure Constant.
You're getting it wrong!, sir, I didn't say CAN'T be drawn, I said CAN!
It's not only the frequencies and
energy quantas that are factorable
those are the things that are
found in the sums in the
formula ratios made of whole number fractions;
the wavelengths themselves
are a different way articulated
not in formulas but geometry
elegantly made within frames
under the physically controlled
geometrically constructable
architectural hands of Creation.
All from a fundamental geometry
image known as the Cube and Sphere
of the Supreme Creators Alpha and Omega.
Yep, used only a compass, a
pencil, and a straight edge to
make these drawings happen.
And importantly note, sir, no ruler.
You can see what the wavelengths can look like
in atomic foundations
right before your eyes.
I wave the drawings onto the
professor's desk ...
But as you see
the professor and me
we got bogged down in things absurd
about flat earths
that wasn't nitty gritty.
It didn't help with
me with no credentials or PhD
no certification or piece of paper
no critical support
no press
no peer presence to speak of.
They say you're
not supposed to be
discouraged by prejudice.
Hmph.
Nuts.
Back to square one
and wasted the gas.
Brush the
snow off the windowshield then off the roof
the license plates get brushed before the headlights.
And now, would you believe
can't get the gall darn car started.
Anyway
the fact remains
I have
in plane geometry
constructed
not the frequencies of atomic spectrums
but the wavelengths of atomic spectrums
constructed by hand
using the ordinary told tools of Euclidian geometry.
Anyone who knows
that wavelengths cannot
otherwise be mathematically factored in
systematic arrays of predeterminant figures
like the frequencies
can
should
be impressed by this
new
improved
state of raw knowledge
in the Reality of physics.
Anyone
who is envious
suspicious
jealous
or otherwise
negatively minded
better take a
long hard
look at themselves in the
mirror
for how many times have they
heard anyone else
make such claims
more importantly
how many times has anyone
had the chance to
make such claims to a
receptive audience.
Well, actually, never.
Well
okay
to end the chapter
got the car started with a pair of borrowed
booster cables but will have to borrow
five bucks for gas from someone to get
back to the cabin.
(Later that evening)
"What does this mean"?
the guru asks the listeners.
"So! they named me Vishnu
because I am a God",
the guru continues,
"and that is the meaning of being humble,
you see, I don't go
around the world acting like a god",
the guru concludes
leaving the listeners more baffled than ever.
(Well, yep.
Time to turn away from the old portable T.V.
and get back to the equations. Anyway,
the movie didn't come on as advertised
instead was this special prepaid presentation,
paid for by the guru's own sponsors).
11.
"One thing stands out clear
here is a major fundamental structure
sweeping through phase and plateau states
of matter from cosmic to subatomic;
and the more you look into it
the more you see in it
"The influence of one force is the
relativistic creator of another force
because the influences separate,
stand apart,
incompatible,
from the force that creates it.
"This is not one of those
lesser physical systems
which slams a door in your face
when a certain horizon is reached
between two end zones
one of which says dogmas
the other which says beliefs.
"This ocean is very far reaching
with a wide open horizon
and evolution sails upon this ocean
forever ... er, into eternity ... um,
let me see ... as long as ... "
(I've suddenly lost my audience.
The few people in the computer manufacturer's
back room find reasons for falling apart
turning to computer screens and
circuit boards and soldering irons
and out the hall to other offices.
The salesperson who had brought me in
suddenly has an important appointment to get to
I leave by the front door
winking at my acquaintance
the receptionist sitting idly by the front door
drinking coffee, as I depart
The publisher with astronomy connections
with whom I was going to be introduced
was never mentioned this afternoon.
I'm on my own again.
All for the better.
I resist being made into something I'm not
and deny claim for things that aren't my will or doing).
111.
"Yes! of course! (strident voice - voice owner isn't
aware of pitch)
"Certainly you
can see the midnight sun
in the land of the midnight sun. But
you know how far away it is, the
north and south poles are
zones made by the devil to deceive us!
"Huh" I say blankly.
"The book of the profit, spell that prophet, clearly states
the 5 times of day for prayer
according to the true rising and
setting of the sun.
When the sun can't rise in winter
and can't set in summer
prayers can't be said!
How can this be!
Unless there is an illusion!
"The earth is a sphere", I say to the person
whose finger still sticks up straight in midair
in pause caused by that last statement
"No!
Therefore it is the devil!
Creating the illusion!
Everyone who enters the zone
slips through a curtain into that concoction and
foolishly sees only the scheme,
the effect the devil has devised,
not the truth as scientifically proven in
this very book
(I see Mohammed's little book being waved in the air)
(The dialectics continue
emphatic yes, and more so, in
the emotional overplus of proofs that, yes,
have to be invented)
"Here I can turn to the very page
the 5 times of the sun for prayers every day
where the prophet has written the truth to the world
and exposed the devil.
Once again I say
don't you see it clearly said
right here in these very pages
I'm holding out to you like I do to everybody
Pray! Pray!
Know the prophet for what the truth is!
"Do you think the earth's a cylinder?" I
discreetly inquire
"Certainly not!" is the abrupt response. "The
book of the prophet says nothing about cylinders!
Certainly indeed yes! I have studied the
subject most deeply and know that answer!
Can't think for yourself - think i in a
quick private thought leak
"I could suggest that
if the earth was perfectly upright without tilt
night and day would be seen
throughout the curvature right to the
bottom and top of the earth
except at a pole itself.
This means either your prophet somehow knew the
axis was tilted off angle by malpractice,
and that spheres can be flatlands in the higher dimensions,
or didn't know zip all about the science of the physical tilt
"Don't ask me about such matters. I have
a Phd in oil engineering, not in physics!
(The person is shaking, a kind of
earthquake from the inside.
My comment about the malpractice seems to have
hit a core
opening
but this is missed
by the owner of the rapidly waving forefinger)
"It is the devil! The devil has concocted an illusion!
Uptight that
things make you uptight
that's two layers
which have to be peeled back
through the flack of private shortcomings
Its true the world
can use a dose of humanity
but is that any excuse
for going around whapping strangers in the face
with a book or bible
misconstruing the startled reaction
as being anti-christ.
HARMONY IS STABILITY ALONG THE
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
SUCH THAT STABILITY
IS AN ABSOLUTE FUNDAMENTAL
PEACE IS IN KNOWING THAT
STABILITY CANNOT BE DISTURBED
WITHOUT WILLFUL INTERFERENCE
THEREFORE ALL MINDS MUST AGREE
THAT STABILITY EXISTS BEFORE CHAOS
AND CHAOS INEVITABLY
RETURNS TO STABILITY.
ALL MINDS MUST FURTHER AGREE
THAT A PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
CAN ONLY EVOLVE BY THE SIMPLEST
OF ALL POSSIBLE FORMULAS.
IT ISN'T NECESSARY
HAVING TO REDEFINE
THE OLD CATHOLIC SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE
IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN
THE NEW COPERNICUS SYSTEM OF PLANET ORBITS
SIMPLY IGNORE THE OLD CATHOLIC
SIMILARLY
OLD MATHEMATICAL SYSTEMS BASED ON ARGUMENTS
CONTAINING NO SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS
CONTAIN NO CERTAIN DEFINITIONS WHICH ARE SELF
ILLUMINATIVE SUCH THAT ALL MINDS MUST AGREE
THAT THE DEFINITION IS VALID
THE ONLY LOGIC
THAT IS VALID
IS COSMIC
WHICH IS
BASED ON SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS
THE LOVE THAT IS
FELT IN KNOWING SUCH TRUTH
IS INTRINSIC IN COSMIC LAW
====================
BIG CRUNCHIES
====================
News you can use
is far ahead of
news you can't use
But what is it you get
in the daily dose of media messages
How often have you gotten a valuable insight
from the arrest of a computer cheating bank clerk
or even
a bank cheating computer
Female alderman A calls male alderman B a fraud
this makes big news
yet at any time
10,000,000 people are calling each other frauds eagerly
over a drink in the happy hour
One in the multitude has a
different sound in their voice
is saying Quantum Gravity Exists
and people clench their teeth
move away from the bar.
The person can conclude that either
Quantum Gravity doesn't sell during the happy hour
or that real news has no meaning
to the urges of the times
the real news
challenges the comfort zone
known as beliefs and dogmas about science
There is authority
tainted saints in the ivory tower
who from time to time
dish out new news about what they want the
public to believe is scientifically going on
when it comes to
understanding the universe
"You don't say"!" "Well, uh, yes, we do, and
seem to be getting away with it"
Grunts and funding behind the enterprise
Getting noisier by the century
"Um yas".
"Transversal Relativistic effects
include all sideways motions".
"Everyone must be accounted for".
"Indeedly".
"Only the most intelligent know about them".
"Sorry, I didn't get that".
"Of course".
The trio are walking
in an arc sideways as they proceed forward
trying to pass through the door simultaneously.
Yes the conundrums they carry.
They walk in a line sort of
all three making a profound statement
one heavy
one slow
one circling
one spaced from the second who is one pace from the
third at significant intervals from a point of center
each trying, giving way, being more humble than the other.
And so
the bunch they are in sails torquing forward to
travelogue into a tight cluster in the revolving door
and seconds pass as freely as the 'ahems' until the
trio untangle themselves just to get through the doorway
The same self nonsense can be
bypassed and Reality instead
constructed by etheric hands in
a perfect plane geometry upon which
relativity exists
of which
any one can
draw and study,
seeing at once many
revealing properties about
existences in physics.
Forget the sine of angle A as being THE significant
teaching in special relativity.
In the REAL geometry
there are four angles with
twelve trigonometries
to begin with
and each trig state can be
calculated via special relativity equations
by adding and subtracting
multiplying and dividing
a single term
I'll let you in
on a little secret
that isn't hidden from anybody.
I mean its no secret about
Harmonic Relativity Principles,
one ratio can serve as a constant for
the whole of it
such as the speed of light over velocity.
But for that matter that ratio can be
anything that works in Reality
not just the speed of light.
Up till now
only upstairs knows about it
attempt new now to get the truth
down into the 3rd dimension of the planet
has resulted only in WOW get this guy shut off
or I'll do it for you
such noisy threats
cumbersome the ethers
crowded with 4th dimensional thought
about how to go straight nowhere to oblivion
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BIG MUNCHIES
===================
Definitely a creeping meatball
the explicator is thinking as they wince a lot
at the thought
of seeing their paperwork expand by each new plot
in only a minute from a few simple pages
to a multiple sectioned fox trot.
Not only that
in the expansion of the idea just taking place
the explicator has seen many new points of view
not previously concidered
either in the quantities of equations laid out
in someone else's projects
or in circulated references or discussions which have
happened by.
Seventeen people alone were involved in the
task of just the getting ready the first draft of
this first new rewrite of general relativity
theory to start off
this year's season for them.
This means guesswork.
This means more work to solve more problems given
insufficient data which may require letters in
communications to other parts of the world seeking
advice or information
and clever new ways of
keeping the project secret while
justifying conclusions based on invented
facts posed as supposed valid arguments.
Yes, yes, definitely a creeping meatball.
What's the difference
home is where the heart resides
and place is where the head rests
isn't it?
THERE IS A GREAT DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN HAVING A LOT TO SAY AND
MAKING IT SEEM SIMPLE
AND HAVING NOTHING TO SAY AND
MAKING IT SEEM PROFOUND
THEORIES CAN BE LIKE THAT
BIG AND PROFOUND
YET NOTHING IN THEM
THAT IS IN ANY WAY TRUTHFUL
WORKING TO MAKE THEM RENOUNED
FUNNY THING
IS THAT TRUTH
NO MATTER HOW MAGNIFICENT
IN EVERY WAY IS SO NON PROFOUND
SINCE TRUTH ITSELF NEEDS NO AWE
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN IN REALITY
KNOW ALSO THAT
TRUTH IN REALITY CAN BE AWESOME
BUT NEVER EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND
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BIG MUNCHIES 2
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Tele - bio feedback
any one getting off
on what the rock singer does on stage
getting a low frequency buzzzz
that
it can't be helped but reflect back
into the performer
through the fourth dimension
causing their musical
levels to fall below the creative
forcing them further into the grindy grunting
moves of the meat grinder
to hold the audience tricked
in worn out old carnal vibrations which had no
use in the first place.
-------------------------
TIME TO SWEAT SOME
-------------------------
Here's to the instigator:
It's agreed then
we call ourselves
the anything thought of anything goes society
everyone laughs and shrieks
in the glee it
being one of the elite
and unique in the rush
to be first place in the 21st century.
Sorry I'm late, folks, the Xerox kept
breaking down
(because of your static electricity but
you don't know this yet)
and tonight we couldn't get the collator to work
(because of your mistaken purposes but
you don't know this yet)
so we ended up
down on the floor
having to sort by ordeal, pages
spread from wall to wall, you
should have seen the sweat
dotting the pages.
So many pages are missing ...
The person has just
stepped in the door
bearing a stack of
new copies in their arm.
One person who had
stared with extra interest at this newcomer
suddenly exclaims;
I remember you
you tried to guess my birthsign then
tried to pick me up
last friday night at the Barfart
I got lucky hah hah did you?
A thought occurs to one of the youngest present
actually more than a thought
a major intuitive illumination which includes
what is this bullshit
who ARE these people
there are so MANY of them
and nothing they seem to do has
anything to do with progressive evolution
(the uplifting of this planet
a rejoining of ongoing affairs and
purposes of the civilizations of the
superuniverse).
How can I help to change
the conditions of this local group
into something worthwhile in Reality.
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MORE BIG HUNCHIES
---------------------
In a typical university
library are the works
of 90,000 mathematicians
considered to be good,
9,000 considered to be brilliant
and 9 considered to be genius.
Anyone with a good idea in math
may as well consider the fact that most likely
if their idea is good enough
it may be considered
one amongst the
90,000
whose
names nobody knows
names which get noted
once upon a few seconds
and are forgotten.
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WHO IS KIDDING WHO
----------------------
Okay blinky the coast is clear
lets sneak aboard and steal the astro
gem look out! here come the other winkies
two more twinkies and my GOD other
blinkies aboard getting set to fun us with their
ultra bumming stun guns (rasping voices
trying to sound tough and failing)
The make believe
nether world in the stink
of adults doing it just for the children
or so they say
where anything goes
that the mind can conceive of
is good which makes it valid.
or does it.
who still has or hasn't lost
a rational purpose
to call a quits to this
mindless rush toward nirvana.
Infinities?
Certainly Sir!
How many would you like!
Shall I wrap them up
or shall I put them aside indefinitely on layaway
Our special today is an imported
infinitely marked line
on which you can make anything
small enough you want disappear
and never find it again - all you have to do is
mark the place where it went in
and you can never find the end
("That's crazy",
say I,
heading for the door to the open street
thankful that I hadn't made a down payment
before hearing the rest of these terms of this
incredible special
a real raw deal that had
sucked me in by spectacular advertising
blasted into view in the
blare of a major science magazine.
(On a busy day one afternoon a year ago at home I had
already written about how infinities don't exist and seem
where only an oversight has forgotten to put in place
both the FRAME and the CONTENT for every event that occurs
in a Creation that can contain a universe amongst
Super Universes;
a scientific principle that states a property in the
existence of the Supreme Creators
in other words a logic that helps to
scientifically establish GOD.
Simple rules for simple messages
is the escape from
ideas which can
never finish
because they have no
reason for existing
other than being
buffeting mistakes in lazy thinker's
or urgent stinker's
promiscuous thought balloons.
"This is very surprising"...
the person says
putting the manuscript down
and looking across the coffee table to the
cordial Professor
"...how did you get it?
"You gave it to me
last week at the conference";
says the Professor
"Oh," says the person. "Did you
get a chance to read it?
"No", the professor says. "I'm
giving it back to you. After all
it must have taken
at least a few dollars to make the photo copies
and that at the least must mean something
"Go ahead kid, lump your swallows, then,
swallow your lumps
Gustily, with singleword empahsis intended; "EARTH QUAKE" !
"Nonsense, the world is calm
"Anybody know what twaddle is
well this ain't some of it!
Socialite Eagerton 111 the infinity specialist
slowly stirs a
cup of tea giggling
everything in the room but the teacup jiggling
"What I want to know is, what
is the underlying theory
Well, ah, er, gee, shucks, you see,
you're twisting my insights deliberately
so tight that like
right now you can't even
think of anything I want to tell you
Gravitational Ho Ho?
Funny
how a single insight
can slow the game
Come off it you mean
blow the mind
Disrupt the brain chatter?
What?
Careful
you'll spill your tea
if you keep jiggling
to avoid the earthquake
OOPS
Here is an earth joke, or, here's a
joke on the planet earth:
what is renowned by hindus
is brown, round,
and sounds like a bell rung
DUNGGG!
After a brief lull after a brief
murmer of the class in response has subsided
the person adds
I guess you'd have had to have been there
to appreciate the joke on the planet.
This time the response is more like it
.... that which causes the least chaos
is closest to the truth in reality ...
Humility is having the strength to be perfect.
-----------------------------------
ITS A CARTOON WORLD
-----------------------------------
Its a cartoon world
when you
make a view of the planet.
Where is the WING KONG Constant?
Will there ever be a CHOU HOW KOU Derivative?
We make fame in the names of the
likes of BREMSSTRAHLUNG RADIATION
and the INSTITUUT VOOR KERNPHYSISCH ONDERZOEK
whose spelling you must memorize
and repeat on demand in order
to get that PhD that will
make you famous
or at least make your career possible
and these spellings, of course
have nothing to do whatever
with how well in hell you reason independent
of the fame names of a few of a selected handfull of
those whose ideas become verbotim.
========================
THE ODDBALL SOCIETY
========================
Mavericks on the planet are the planet's future
You can laugh and jeer all you like
because those who leer
are the first to fear
being left behind
in the explosions of new consciousness
unfolding by those who have no time in
life to spend it passing
conceited judgments upon others
Some researchers know
they may not know enough
to make such a statement
yet they also know
that Reality can't exist in chaos
Do nothing
that might re-enforce the
prevailing attitude that says but
cannot prove that a person
will be a failure if they do not have money
and are a failure because they don't have money
but money is the least of a person's values.
MESSAGE
Supersymmetry and Supergravity
can't be theorized until all facts are in.
People continue life in dark
regards major third structure
between both the solar system's
and fundamental particle's
wave space components.
The third embodiment loaded with
innuendos regards greater
scheme of things.
Not a promise, a declaration.
Quantum gravity exists!
and can be easily demonstrated.
Also, recombinant wavelengths are a
full fledged partner in the
scheme of things, solarwise and
subatomic a partnership exists in place.
As does harmonic relativity pervading space.
lectures video
seminars slides
photocopies diskettes
publications circulation copies
networking modems
all available now.
Who is going to be first in line
not to be left behind
by stale old details
that never go anywhere
except into textbooks.
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BIG WILLY ADS
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fabulous paste and draw
Quickfast Color Graphics Software for the mouse using passes
from Newchip computer's super easy user group
discount distributor's all around Network Plan Plus etc.
(overtones of boast in the banals)
Yours is an interesting response
says the newer spewing mewer ploys from the overplus
because I (myself) have been
secretly trying to
get my hands on Newchip computer software
(myself) once I could afford to buy
one of their 'competitive'
computer systems so that I (myself) can finally too
afford to start my new correspondence school
fabulous home courses on how to
build Newchip computers today!
using only Newchip computer technology and chips for their
3000 foot stack of software.
Not to mention the games.
Trying to keep up with the competition is like
picking your nose in eighteen different locations.
Psst! wanna spend more money?
Well listen to Vic Parvenu's big new
real steal in a block buster break through
software you can't live without
with its chipatronnic sound whistles for every keystroke
and rigid action in the helps.
But frankly folks
do you really need more of this:
to spend another megabuck for a simplified
manual to help you teach yourself
how to use Vic Parvenu's block buster One
Two Three hundred dollar program that's almost free?
No! You don't!
says Bingo Farstar
observing this nonsense
from afar in an easy chair as that Parvenu person
advertising as the
controller card of the computer universe
continues to glide around the
40 inch glare of the T.V. square at midnight
poking holes in the ads with a fast flashing forefinger
What is this I see out front
its control stick toward my hand
surely not another device by
another grinning engineer of the
Vic Parvenu computer company
fooling the foolish with
fabulous fantasies about
finished fates of the
state of the art
in hardware
Hmmm. I (Bingo Farstar)
foresee that hardware
can never be finished
and software can never find the universe
because the magnificent true logic in the mansions of existence
are sound separating electronic manipulated
patterns from Reality.
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EVERY WHERE YOU LOOK ABSURDITIES
===============================================
The devastating old stink of carnal thought
The add
writers are having a
field day not even one missing
their chance with this turkey.....
Little boy Fred and his best friend Nerdy
go to pull pigtails on little girl Birdie
but find little Birdie, girl galore
eating more cereal than ever before
and that's why Fred and toothy little Nerdy
sit for more cereal beside little Birdie
cause the cereal's 'so good' and 'natrishous' too
the crazed little kids shout between each chew.
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ODD SOCIETY BALL
----------------------
Only
you
can be totally removed
from the processes of Reality,
if you chose to be.
And you
of course
are the only one who
can put yourself back in the picture.
So many ideas are hidden around in there like
lurking turkeys,
have to lure them out
with a wiff of moxie
Oh joy here comes santa clause boys and
girls giving you every thing you want. But you
gotta be good to get it. Some definite parallels here
between this who gives you toys, and the things people pray to.
Both are signs of the times. Both run contrary to intuition.
To wit: if you believe in the grisly corpse the lord will
give you whatever you want, including spectacular
bloody knockouts in the boxing ring. Kinda odd
with two in the ring, both praying to the
same grisly corpse.
Do I believe in the lord
Lord is not the word for Reality
The lords and ladies of the afternoon play
count their blessings from day to day
in the evenings kneel to pray
and in the mornings
collect their pay.
She has one of the problems down pat,
singing about the Canadian ball room guy who
manouvers you onto a barstool then
steps on your foot, spills a drink in your lap,
then takes you back to his apartment for an experience.
The sick feed the
rich and the
poor get
poorer
There once was a leader named Bruce
who wanted to make a new truce
he grinned as he missiled
and pissed as he whistled
but all he could make was a noose.
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BECAUSE OLD TEACHINGS WERE A LIE
---------------------------------------
I used to think I'd never be
as tall or long living as a tree
whose branches grow into the sky
and someday will have to die
now I know I don't have to die
and can teleport through the sky.
You really want me to recant ! ?
Okey, so, I'm not telepathic
I wouldn't want to argue with you
I couldn't stand the vibes.
What vibes?
Sorry I can't tell you
you wouldn't know
unless you were telepathic.
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MISHMASH
--------------
Pssst! Wanna try some bad grammar
tune in THIS on your T.V.
Genuine processed cheese
is cheese that's GUARANTEED manufactured
Other than some minor difficulties deciding
between brackets, colons, semi-colons, and periods,
there is hardly a spelling mistake to speak of
but don't mention grammar
"Hurry, junior, you're
kindergarten lesson
has started"...
...the T.V. is blaring:
I'm gonna give it
to him good. I'm gonna
get him with the next
punch, and if I miss
I'm gonna give him
a 'try again'.
Slicky tabloids and magazines;
the ongoing saga of how
foolish philosophical folly's get:
THIS trivial trip is more
significant than THAT trivial trip
because THIS trivial trip is
more significantly trivial.
-------------------------------
TWO ADS ARE LESS THAN ONE
-------------------------------
'When you see Yuan Valdes
you're looking at Columbian coffee
(a fake volcano over the shrill's shoulder)
grown in soil that's over 2 billion years old in the making'
2 billion years old and I've forgotten EVERYTHING
National Geographic Magazine tried to teach me about geology
If you disagree
with the intelligence in this
check with the makers of Nabob
True to life some didn't bother
what they did is give up Nabob
and found a better tasting coffee
grown in soil thats only
a few hundred years old and even at that
most of the soils ancient.
----------------------------
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING
----------------------------
It's as sincere as a fake
bubble gum ad. This gum actually
sticks to lockjaw's teeth
cause this gum is so new
its made of plastic.
------------------------------------
THE TRUTH IN ADVERTISING LAW
------------------------------------
About 200 times a second
somehow somewhere someone
is turning on a T.V. commercial
==================================================
ADS STRAIGHT FROM THE AIRWAVES OF MODERN TV
==================================================
Hurry !
I've gotta get to the Becker corner store and
getta jugga milk today thats
'brand new just for me, everytime'.
Country Grunt
the new improved
natural ingredient laxative
stand aside, prunes and bran, now there is a
famous new laxative made only with
professional products from the country of fresh farms.
And for ANOTHER fine product by GENERAL
try our new Big Fat's
all ingredient hamburgers
at all Big Fat Hamburger stands opening near you soon!
Dick is the corporate responsible advertiser
Oh Dick look look and do
see puff spot spot, and spot spot puff too.
What's the difference between
bad english and
english that's really bad?
There isn't any.
Both don't communicate much.
This is one
you WON'T want to miss
be sure to tell your friends
so they won't miss-it-too.
Here come the priests
bottoms up! everybody.
========================================
N THE QUESTION OF MALE DOMINATION
========================================
The dismal plight
of those still pre-occupied with sex
whose attempted absurdity is
conquest of the
other half of the species.
The fantastic insanity of it
fully one half the planet
with closed minded intensity
spent on doing nothing more than
conquering the other half of the species
THE SPECIES IN QUESTION CAN GROW
WHEN THE GIVERS OF THE GENES LET GO
OF THE NOTION THAT THE GIVER REPRESENTS
THE SOLE CREATOR OF THE BIONNIC BAG CALLED BODIES
OBVIOUSLY THERE ALSO HAS TO BE A RECEIVER
OR THERE CAN'T BE A UNIVERSE
A MOM AND POPPA GOD IN OTHER WORDS
THE SUPREME CREATORS
ALPHA AND OMEGA
========================
TARGET MARKETING
========================
Har Har Har
Hey Luke!
Duke says you ain't no real man
cause you don't read none of them
Science Digest Magazines
Says so right here in this magazine's ad.
Gotcha, Suds,
I'll get me some of them Science Digest magazines
at the newsstand nearest me today. And then,
watchout, ladies.
Har Har Har
=========================
OH THE EXCITEMENT
=========================
Unwrap the seal
and
insert the cassette in the video
and
turn the video on now
and ...
Told Visions University of the Air and the DINKYWINK SOCIETY present
An Elmer Tudbody Production Ltd.
Premier Presentation
in conjunction with Vista Proportions Inc.,
of the Vista Contortions group of companies,
The Life and Times of author Elmer Tudbody
A History and Retrospect
The Genius and the Author
Part 1 The Breakthrough Period Oct 79, to Sept 80.
It's Consequences And Retrospect
It's Impact On The Past Present and Future of Mankind's Times
It's Signficances To The Leanings of Current Affairs Thought
That's on Vista Proportions
8 P.M. this coming Wednesday
First person...
nuts life's lousy nothin's good on the video an the
beers stale.
Yesterday had ta throw out the case of wine
cause it was discovered to have not two but three
poisons in it
Second person...
An today driving home from work
hit the back of a police car
couldn't see
the acid fog was
making my eyes sting
First person...
An now this video tape this Elmer Tudbody thing
the store guaranteed it was supposed to be
a hot new sex movie
musta made a mistake at the pirate factory.
The jokers grunt and shift position like rotators
success on the stock market
changed their lives
and now they live like potatoes
======================
SPIFFY DOGFARTS
======================
For a real treat delight
try nu-eggs
two-a-day plus
only at La Bistro
your favorite eatery of fine food cuisine
and finest french ambiancy today
Oh oh that sounded too gross
lets start writing that again
introducing
Nu-psuedofad plus
the amazing breakthrough
that makes other concepts obsolete
All day
Earnest Need Achiever is achieving needs
through the afternoon
evening
next day
writing
rewriting
so many trials and errors
between the instant and the act
the buzzword and the fact
the last acting fast of the hook
searching intricacies between the
nooks and fuzzwords
the hooks and buzzwords
the impact and the acting
seeking that fast instant final sudden connection
between the buzzword hook and the
last passing mast of advertising
Whoah! Yeah!
This person's
career and future
depends on it
this person thinks
just look at the number
of words ending in 'ast' that didn't get it
TRY NUMBER 1...
'Yummy So-goods'
improved treat for your tummy
don't miss your share today
run and ask your mummy
god doesn't even know
how we get the center runny
TRY NUMBER 2...
'Yummy So-goods'
approved nutra sweet and very gummy
don't miss your share today
so go n' ask your mom for money.
And so on.
" ... cuz 'Carnal Goodness'
has the carnal goodness
that carnal goodness lovers love
so buy the better toilet water and fragrance
with new improved
'Carnal Goodness' at
your favorite store, TODAY!"
and the PRICE so LOW
you'd think it wasn't even MADE in Paris
' ... cuz, friends, (slow motion sincerity)
life's too short to walk the line',
a phrase which has significant relevant
useability, body english, and personality
but no real content ... hmmm
"These are the kinds of buzzlines and
spacehangers we want for sucker punching the idiots
in OUR campaigns
and its my job to think of them ... "
Yep
Earnest Need Achiever is
having a real good day
planning a career and spending
all his time
thinking about it
(On T.V. has been an
advertising pitch which
goes in part ...
'Toots and Dollmarks casual separates
which you can mix and choose with
fashionable casual ease for your
career or stylish pleasure ... '
An ad for a small common boutique
in other words).
Up and find
where it belongs
in a real-time test
it makes it better
which proves its best
all other products are
part of the rest
Another video production by:
At The Crack Of Dawn Specials
you got it
you got it good
special is the right word for it
cracks one of the girls in suntan studio
having an idea while the oil drys
sounding like Dish
from a Nick and Trish T.V. commercial
starring stars who
do it cause the pays good
along with the exposure.
'Encore' IS the best of all coffee tastes
because Encore is the only blend
made with real chicory
which makes it bitter ... er ... better
... er ...
"Take 3!
and this time
get it right!"
"Wonder Bar!
that great taste treat
with new real see-through chocolatey layer
guaranteed so thin you can see what's inside!"
oh nuts
my layer just fell off
stepped on it
made stain on my office carpet
serves me right for
sampling my own chocolate while
watching the rushes
(the T.V. monitor plays on)
"And try our OTHER new confectionery delight!
'Goodfinger'
genuine imitation chocolate
with genuine chocolatey coating
surrounds a low calorie sugar crystal mixture
scientifically formulated with right hand molecules
in a delicious caramel-like sandwich
so good you can even hear it as you chew
And!
special for the kids
'Goodfinger' goes snap! crackle! and pop!
as you open the wrapper"
Eager Need Achiever is real proud of
working with the best of the team on
THIS ad specially the part about the wrapper
(even got to vote yes on who to use for the voices of the
three crispies)
that last line the third one said was a
particularly good
coup on competition.
Eager Need Achiever slips a video copy of the ads
into a portfolio
and adds a copy of the election campaign
to the resume.
But ... how can this happen ... can't
fit the packages into the briefcase.
(On real time T.V. other ads come on between the seconds of the movie)
Cowards Dog Food
guaranteed made better
with genuine real beef body parts ...
Lots of talk but no show
lots of boasts but so slow
Subliminally
I think that what I see
are their tails wagging
Tell me
is it the sun I'm looking at
no it can't be it isn't fun
its an idea in someone else's thought balloon.
one step two step everybody step step
everybody step step
three step everybody
one step two step everybody step step
everybody step step
three step everybody
a funny thing about a police state mentality
is the only ones who like them
are those who have them.
=============
BAD ADDS
=============
High pitched male voice rather irritating)
'The Financial Post' is MY first read of the day
That's why I get all of the financial news FIRST
before anyone else does'
we learn from this
the Financial Post has only one subscriber
====================
REAL BAD ADS
====================
(Radio add - oil company announcing a furnace update - a new
fantastic breakthrough which you can even lease ! We hear a gooey
wife talking like a puff of joke to her smirking husband ... )
... You know, Jack, our oil company can keep us warm a year around,
and it only takes a fraction of the cost ...
(Peace of mind is being shattered in the condo compound, a family, upset
by opinion argues the points of view, the voices carry far in the night)....
okay
now you've
heard the stale old ad
hour after hour day after day
week after week by now you know
exactly what it means so please
tell me
what does it mean
does it mean anything at all
is this ad supposed to do anything more
than get you to hook to the phone
calling the furnace oil dealer in haste nearest
you today or
is the ad really what it seems to be
a really bad ad
====================================
SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES
====================================
BLINK BLINK TWICE
STRAIGHT OFF THE AIRWAVES
'It's the 177 horse of COMANCHE that gives it so MUCH power
but its the name JEEP that gives it so much PULL'
HEY
IS THIS VALID
THAT A SAYING LIKE HORSE
CAN GIVE SOMETHING POWER
OR THAT JEEP
CAN GIVE A NAME A PULL
OR EVEN
IS IT ANYTHING AT ALL
IN A REALITY SPANNING
GALAXIES IN WHICH ANY
THOUGHTS PASSED IN ANY MANNER
PASS CORRECT AND WITHOUT QUESTION
-----------
YIPE
-----------
(Female's voice - sing songy - gooey coo - sounds like
practice for a part in a Cablevision X rated movie)
Just a minute DEAR!
Wait till I turn it ON!
There that's better.
to a famous melody)
Oh you don't have a whole lot of mo-ney
but yah wanna taste something real sun-ny
the answer of course is Liptons noddles with Full Course
side by side...
anonymous important voice)
Yes
Liptons Full Course IS brand new - a whole new concept
in delicious nutritious food guaranteed straight from the farm.
Tangy genuine processed cheese slices on a bed of exotically spiced rice
with only 100 percent dairy fresh margarine added
makes Full Course the meal-in-a-minute
that just can't be beat at ANY price for
TASTE
GOODNESS
ALL AROUND NUTRITION
(different morsels are marching around to hard music)
So hurry to your favorite store nearest you TODAY!
(Male's voice - sing songy too - sounds like the creep is
eagerly anticipating later)
Oooooooooh !
This IS significant
(Now the candle lit table. Hands are working magic
over a bowl of something that sits in elegance steaming)
(Her hands weave like a dope making
wavy over the savory)
Mmm Hmmm
(His hands weave like a pope making
blessing over the gravy)
New Liptons Full Course is something I DON'T want to miss
right to the last morsel popped into the mouth for
real pop-in-the-mouth flavor that's hard to beat!
An' THAT'S honest!
(Gooey coo - the harlet or starlet or whoever she is
is talking again)
Microwavable
also available in breakthrough new peekthrough dehydrated
miracle wrapped fast-paks
for total convenience experience! AND microwavable TOO! See,
don't say I don't love you MMmmmmm
(a soggy dripping pak is pulled from a pot of boiling water)
(Male going gooey coo too now)
MMmmm real good
(volume UP as the last bars end)
Side by SIDE...
SEXUAL REWARDS INNUENDOED FOR ANY
IS A WORSE MISTAKE
THE FIRST OF MANY
LET'S PUT IT ANOTHER WAY
THE ABSURDITY OF A LANGUAGE CAN NEVER BE
FULLY EQUAL TO THE ABSURDITY OF THE THOUGHTS THAT
CAUSE THE LANGUAGE TO MALPRACTICE SO BADLY
IN THE FIRST PLACE
TO WHERE THERE ARE NO ANSWERS TO BECOME DEFINABLY OBVIOUS
AND MALPRACTICE CAN SPIRE, CONTINUING TO EXPAND WHEN 'IN'
PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THAT WILL BE HAPPENING RIGHT
FOR ANYONE WHO LISTENS.
WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT MERE LIES THIS TIME
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A COSMIC SECRET
THE SECRET IS TO GET
RID OF THE THOUGHTS
IN THE FIRST PLACE
MEANWHILE
THE PROBLEM OF DOUBLE BLINK GOES ON
(from an add for a home cooking school's special
introductory lessons all for the price of only ... etc.)
typical family situation - mom - talking frankly to the
kids - a fiesty little blond smiler of a daughter and
red head younger token of a brother who both know how to
climb on a stool)
'Just be thankful your mommy can cook 'Yummy'
otherwise you'd have nothing to eat
but beans for your tummy'
(since commercial concepts seem to get passed around like
tips on the stock market another company has grabbed
the tail and run with the whale as follows):
(while waiting for the rest of a sentence about saving
the ozone to end after a commercial break - we hear -
singing and busy brisk music telling us like it is)
Singing Busy brisk music
YUMMY busy busy busy busy busy
FOR YOUR TUMMY busy busy busy busy busy
MAKES YOUR TUMMY busy busy busy busy busy
FEELING GREAT! busy busy busy
end!
Its an ad for a stomach remedy, apparently
since during this we see a medicine bottle
approaching the screen with a big grin for a label
WHO THINKS UP AND PRODUCES THIS KIND OF AWFUL STUFF!
CERTAINLY NOT THE SUPREME CREATORS. AND DEFINATELY
NOT THE KIND OF POSITIVE INTELLIGENCE WHICH CAN
CHANGE THE ALIGNMENT OF GALAXIES
NO WAY. THIS KIND OF STUFF IS THOUGHT UP BY
LESSER INTELLIGENCES WHO'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT ALIGNMENT
OF A GALAXY MEANS AND DON'T SEEM TO CARE WHAT THEY'RE
MISSING SO LONG AS THERE'S A BUCK OR TWO IN THE
PRODUCTION OF BOTTLES AND SILLY BRISK MUSIC
TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS FOR WHOEVER IS
STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY FOR PRODUCT
(off camera - young announcer with important sounding
voice sits on stool in front of goose neck mike with
finger stuck in ear - speaks)
..... 'THE ASSHOLES and the GORY' ...
(off camera more self important voice
stands beside cue cards with mike in hand,
earphones hurry the hairy brain)
..... NO! NO! YOU IDIOT!
that's 'THE BOLD AND THE GLORY'!
let's do it AGAIN!
and this time
READ THE CARDS! GET IT RIGHT!
(off camera important sounding young announcer once again)
..... and NOW for 'THE BOLD AND THE GLORY'
our LATE NIGHT MOVIE SPECIAL starring .....
(off camera that power tripping important voice again)
..... OKAY not bad for the audition that's better
let's finish the asshole ad and get
on with the Saturday Evening Special
ready
CUE PERSON! C'MON!
GET IN PLACE HERE AND HOLD UP THE CARDS!
EGGS
as we all know
are a wonderful source of wrong kinds of cholesterol
that's why the Egg Marketing Board of the county nearest you today
runs ads 24 hours a day again and again an assault
even back to back just seconds apart
showing how good eggs taste at breakfast, lunch, dinner, in between
snacks
skits
making the voo doo seem important
making the message plain
get cracking
the more eggs you eat
the better it is for the people who grow and sell
EGGS
(Unseen station announcer with important voice)
And now back to our great
saturday night AT THE MOVIES blockbuster special of the week
but first the following important announcement)
YES ITS SOGOOD !
(male thing with ridiculous grin says
this ITCH is driving me C R A Z Y ...
(unseen voice speaks plus some visuals) ....
Friends !
Are YOU one of the millions of
painful hemmorhoidal sufferers
trying to live and work despite it today?
If you are
try new PILES POP PLUS for instant INstant INSTANT relief !
(subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....)
New PILES POP PLUS helps sooooth irritated membrain and
shrinks painful hemorrhoids to
help restore normal function fast
Plus
for stubborn cases
try new PILES POP POP PLUS EXTRA
(a male model states a meaningless testimonial
with ridiculous grin on face, returns to jogging)
And now look at this
PILES POP PLUS comes in TWO tubes
that's right
you get not one but TWO tubes with every purchase
so you can apply
both at once for better comfort relief FAST
(subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....)
And LOOK !
for the second tube you get ALSO
this special hygienic form fitting applicator FREE
for using our special stain free ointment
that's clinically designed to help prevent painful acid burns
Safe for adults of all ages when used as recommended
If symptoms persist consult a physician
Surgeon General's warning:
Not recommended for children under the age of 12
(subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....)
New PILES POP PLUS
IS the best friend your PILES ever had !
(station announcer with lisping rasp in voice)
And NOW !
back to RUN OH M'GOD RUN
our SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES blockbuster
academy feature of the week
starring Cindy Sand and Peter Feeble
in a GRIPPING drama of international INTRIGUE
as a man becomes the QUARRY
hunted for DARING to say in a book just published that
the idea of an infinite supply of virgins for eternity for
every moslem male in paradise may be a lie ....
but first this message:
---> problem is
all this time the movie has been running
and the formula has progressed to
4 minutes movie
7 minutes commercials
1 minute in station breaks
in another great entertainment
package of the week
the stations have a meter on the line
how many are tuned in
how many sets are drawing juice from
the cable per channel
ergo, how much stuff
can we dope with commercials
without loosing the viewer
yawning in indifference
a technician
consults the meter reader table
sees that juice suck has eased up
another two iotas
and knows the sponsors pay more for
getting the message
straight to a captive audience
the technician
scratching an itchy clatch dead center in the
lower bluejean rear region
leans forward
pushes a button preprogrammed to
stream online another six commercials
in the next half hour-slot
oops
the juice suck meter has just eased up another notch
oh but indeed yes this is no problem for the station
the technician simply reaching forward
resets the buttons according to formula one more time
DO ANY OF YOU WITH IRRITATING ITCHY CONDITIONS
AT ZERO POINT CENTRAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CRACK
KNOW THE ITCH IS NOT CAUSED BY VIRUS BUT GRAVE
IMBALANCES IN THE FREQUENCIES OF CONSCIOUSNESS
CHANGE YOUR FREQUENCY TO END THE ITCH
NO GREATER MEDICINE CAN BE HAD AT ANY PRICE
AND ITS FREE
FROM THE SUPREME CREATORS
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THE PREREQUISITE SEX MODE FUNCTION
-------------------------------------
Perhaps you've observed
TV ain't real no more
less the characters either
male male
female male
female female
get together with forking tongues and lip clamps
sooner or later at least once in every episode
that leads to a peak before the station break
It doesn't matter who the lip clampers are
any pair
any gender
young young
old old
young old
any kind of character
good good
good bad
bad bad
and at least
several different moments of lip clamping action
per scene of
docudrama
melodrama
seriesdrama
soapdrama
specialdrama
and family entertainment
What a list
its supposed to mean that creativity is being expanded
in this age of modernism
apparently
You've all seen the same scene ad nauseam
he she or twiddlesex suddenly
hoving toward each other
their mouths agape
their faces clash
a real mash
lips abulge in that oft seen manner
tongues finding the glistening holes like magnets
and saliva bubbles start splacking in noisy vigor
Meanwhile
the camera draws neigh
so we can all see no lie two actors their thighs
with legs akimbo in odd stances
the camera peering in can see without doubt
their groins making contact
at the jointpoint of the loins
don't forget the eyes
depending on the caste
are either closed
in the closeups or
in a rigid stare that
makes eyeballs glare like hard marbles
You're supposed to know the moods or the reasons
the modest haste or swooning goon submission
or eyes wide open in the being right there at where its at attitude
but there's more in that wide open
stare down hard kind of unblinking,
a lock on target in the power tripping syndrome of
two conceited actors playing mind games with each other
Vibrations in the overplus here
grumbles give rise to telepathic brain chatter
But don't let the money makers hear you say that
or they might double the output and skip to the
hottest parts without waiting for more aware observers
to catch up with the user's groups who
fork the profits
Perhaps when the PREREQUISITE SEX MODE FUNCTION
finally gets drawn into the domains of cartoons
the critics will begin to notice
and viewers will begin to wonder
what has happened to make the worst
of human behavior seem the
best of all possible universes
Real high level humano behavior no actually
IN LARGE OVERVIEW
SEE YOURSELF ABOVE THE PLANET
LOOKING DOWN ON THE WHOLE COAT
IN ONE GLANCE
WHAT YOU SEE IS APPALLING
A WORLD AS IF COATED WITH LOINS
NAKED AND ENTWINED
AROUND THE CENTERS OF GROINS
A SEETHING SURFACE OF
WINDING GRINDING GROINS WITHOUT PERSONA
BECAUSE THE WRITHE FOR GRATIFICATION
WORKING BACK THROUGH THE LOINS
TO THE THOUGHT STRUCTURE ITSELF
SEEMS TO BE THE CENTRAL
MOTIVE IN CONSCIOUSNESS
FOR HUMANS
AND IRONICALLY
IT IS THE VERY THOUGHT ITSELF
MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PRACTICE
WHICH WILL KEEP THE PLANET
LONGER REMOVED FROM
RAISING IN FREQUENCY BACK TO WHERE
YOU BECOME OPEN LINE LINKED AGAIN
WITH THE GALAXY
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BEFORE THE AFTERMATH
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Quick flash of stopwatch and crotch shot
Dr. Stoneman is measuring the critical time the shark
has been out of the water
They are stapling the tag to its tail and measuring the
length of its penis oops no its fin
Band-aid bikini standing by is holding a notepad
high above the shotangle
Now everything is ready
they HAVE the measurements and the measurements HAVE been recorded
quick flash of crotchshot and stopwatch and the thin bikini
there is just seconds left
they skid the fish to the kid of the boat and shove it
over the edge the dinky shark
goes swimming with a flick of the tail away
gone
The winding music reaches screeching crescendo,
kettle drums thunder the success
The dramatic event in the history of research
is over
a single little shark has been tagged
Another Stoneman history carving epic is in the can
another half hour for the network
another ten minutes of shark on deck the stopwatch and focus on crotch
and notepad in the hand of young band-aid bikini
and you've been wondering what is happening these days with
science and the education of the masses
why
why
its
gone
Commercial
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CREDIT DUE WHERE CREDIT IS DUE
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OR
PUTTING IT BLUNTLY
PRESERVATION OF THE SPECIES
(Up front and afflicted with officialdom - thick
horn rimmed glasses honor a parka - a giant telescope
crests the peak of a mountain in the background.
Gusty winds blowtorch the hair in jerks)
.... Yes, I, Vladamier Sabastianstien, have the privilege of
announcing the discovery of the new comet in question. It is
definitely a rogue comet, ahumph, never before observed, moving
couph, into the inner region of the solar system from the direction
of, ahrumph, Saggitarious and is momentarily approaching roughly
32.86 degrees upper zenith declension from the Trojans of Jupiter.
It was first, cough, observed roughly day before yesterday and we
preliminarily expect it to be arriving in the vacinity of the sun
by about, ahumph, ahumph, early summer at the latest. We, ahumph,
are expecting ..... the slow steady voice has inexorably
drawled slower through the pauses as the bogus importance gets
harder and harder to maintain .....
(Abrupt cut. Low bottom pitched announcer
high speed delivery flawless
reads importantly from
pre-written script ..... )
'The Trojans are clusters of asteroids which follow before and
after Jupiter's regular 11 year orbit around the sun. Meanwhile,
Dr. Morris Whoo Abooman, head of astronomy physics at Petoria
University has this to say about the incredible new comet, which
has just been discovered by Percy Mercy, an astronomy enthusiast .... '
(A new image....
Thin hair raggy. His look is everywhere. That picture of
Saint Einstein is on the wall. Windows overlook the campus.
Busy students scamper between tall cracks tween buildings.
Mysterious shadows come and go where TV lights splash in the
corners of the office. A bicycle leans padlocked by the door.
A pipe leans smoking in curls in an ashtray. Something almost
yuppie-like in the absence of the grin, the poised Dr. Abooman
is sparking off just left of the eyepiece of the camera)
.... came as a considerable surprise. Our own department's Ishak
Imhere, an exchange student from Televiv enrolled in our advanced
undergraduate honors math and physics program here, with career
in astronomy, had been co-incidentally taking photographs of the
trailing Trojan region through the GIANT EYE astronomical telescope's
corrected optimizer apparatus, including just the other night ....
that would be day before yesterday .... he did not momentarily
recognize the comet's significance or its full identity in the
area of such .... haze .... due to the extremely difficult
nature of such OBSERVATIONS! ....
(Pause to adjust some important looking papers on desk)
.... however we were able to .... overcome certain difficulties to
correct that. The latest photographs taken by Ishak Imhere confirm
the comet's existence and, er, um, fruits of such dedicated labor.
The GIANT EYE viewing device and telescoping equipment at our Hawaii
Island installation is .... I might add .... the world's most advanced
state of the art inter optical stellar viewing apparatus based on land.
I might take a moment to add to that remark that .... without the
renowned discoveries of, in my opinion, the greatest physicist who
ever LIVED, Professor Albert Einstein, we might never have ....
(Abrupt blew edit cut here, because the mouth keeps working
round a fixed grin but no words are heard, and the eyelids
are opening and closing over one eyeball in off balanced
nictictation. And there is no new picture, except for
a flashing ghostly close-up of Saint Einstein's photo
flashing by .... )
WHAT HAS NOT (IS NOT) BEING SAID IS THE FOLLOWING
Percy Mercy is an maverick undergraduate student enrolled at
Petoria University in honors math physics in the astronomy
program, scoring top marks. Percy Mercy is black, from Alabama,
attending university because of a football scholarship. Percy
Mercy has to spend nights on the roof of a rural tenement house
with a hand built telescope observing for course credits.
Mercy's announcement (given first to the press) was of a rogue
comet, never before seen, diving in at 32.8 degrees in a roughly
northeast zenith declension from the upper rear Trojan asteroid
cluster of Jupiter, in an area of haze which actually made it
very EASY to distinguish it from the surrounding cloud of small
asteroids and haze. The photographs taken during two nights with
the home made telescope were impeccably clear, painstakingly made.
They showed without question a comet and not another asteroid.
Etc. Etc.
Meanwhile a publisher named Ruben Heidinmyer has already contacted
Ishak Imhere about a paper on the comet's discovery. And a popular
science magazine edited by Sally T. Ritonbottom is going to do an
article profiling Imhere's intense personal role in the gripping
drama, plus Bud Fierstein's subarticle on the GIANT EYE telescope
itself, its purpose, ability, future growth potentials, new federal
funding, and so on.
(Meanwhile Percy Mercy is out on the field grunting against
stuffed dummys to keep his scholarship open.)
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QUESTIONABLE RELIGIONS
==============================
I'm here
telling you more born again
christian drivel in a low normal conversational tone of voice
WILL YOU LISTEN
of course not
I become a touched by god ranting yahoo
and NOW get your attention
like all ranting yahoos who
claim to be the voice of 'JUH-E-A-ZUZ'
and pass personal messages direct from god to you
you think the ranting yahoo you favor best
is the one who taps the lord right on the cock and says
hi
I've got a personal message for you from
(insert name here along with money)
and OF COURSE I've got to do it on
radio and TV
otherwise how else can I tell you
where to sit for your weekly sunday function
letting me do it all for you
isn't that a sin
if you miss my silly grin
and fail to have an afterlife cause of it
p.s. about that publicity
the devil made me do it
fortunately we caught 'em in time
before I lost my ministry
isn't that a blessing
isn't that a kloon
thank you 'juh-e-zuz' thank you thank you
tears squirt from weepy eye ducts
splash on the TV lens
'oh what a miracle the lord is makin' today
helpin wash away the sin'
says the loony goon
grinning slyly sideways through the teary bleary face
cause they KNOW the money meter has just started to
jangle in a glory of praise cause of the
ranting yahoo's brand new just revised doctrine
sex confessions pay at the box office
and everyone tuned in was
wondering what in hell the sin was all about and the publicity
and now they know and like it.
A year passes and the same new doctrine - sin confession
and explaining the sparse audience - its still the topic of
the whole approach
and some may pause to wonder
just what in hell this religion business is all about
how in hell can a ranting yahoo with hotpants be
contact point zero for the creator of a universe
how can any of these ranting yahoos be
anything more than the source of WRONG
nothing more than meaningless noise adulterated by CONCEIT
a simple source of roaring raw DECEIT
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BLOW BY BLOW LIVE (from the world championships)
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.... if you've just tuned in
you'll notice what appears to be a lull
in the final match for this dull
world championship and this is true
the game has been temporarily
put on hold till the movers
arrive to replace the table
the judges are once again (as you can see)
examining the hole where the champion
shoved the cue under the playing area,
here, now, you can just see the butt
sticking up about an inch and a half and the
tip poked tight in the corner pocket
meanwhile, the defending champion is still adamant
vigorously arguing there is no penalty and it should
not be called a fault
because it was not the champeen's fault
that the fatperson farted just before the champion stroked
and the gas had enough nerve to, er, swerve the choking er, ah,
stroking champion
ahem, ahem,
oh, attention, everyone, here come the movers
it is really exciting here at snooker headquarters
the movers are positioning themselves around the table
as you can see, getting ready to lift the table and carry
it away and, yes, they are straining now it is obviously
a very heavy table .....
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CONTRAST WITH MORE OF THE NOISE
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(This is rickety TV rabbit ears reception and stuff
channels today have something the same - spectaculars)
".... and, yes, Cathy has just thrown the next rock, and it looks
like its going to be YESSS its going to be a HANGER, Cathy's
just curled a HANGER, and now (camera to other sports caster) well,
this IS very interesting, Jim, why do you think Cathy threw a
hanger at such a critical moment in time in the thrills
here today ....
"Well, Al, I'm not sure. (The other sportscaster is speaking
very slow and fast at the same time). A hanger isn't what
you'd normally expect at such a critical moment only one
rock from the turnaround, and maybe the reason is Cathy
wanted to get a critical rock in place so the next throw
will have to come round the target to bang the hanger and ....
(And so on. Curlers dwawdle both end zones. One swings a stone
in slow arcs stooped in fake importance getting ready. Others
continue practicing how to broom. .... The first sports announcer is
back on camera saying) .... "you see, a hanger isn't a really valuable
curling technique, actually most curlers try to avoid it at all cost.
The fact that Cathy threw the hanger here just at this critical moment
in time is perhaps a significant decision for this plucky young skip
at this critical point in the bonspiel, a cunning use of the hanger,
seems to have done the job, perhaps to change the course of
this whole bonspiel and, possibly, the cup itself ....
(Over to the other sports caster who is busy adjusting the little
stickup mike getting ready to resume the color and chatter of this
gripping Saturday Afternoon Sports Spectacular Special presentation
sponsored by Fosters and Coors and Miller Light and Molson's Lucky
Ice Lager plus Chevy power pickups with more on the floor overdrive
and mags made to look like cadillacs, and the four wheel powerdrive
rear option for a new low low price).
And all this time I keep
standing here quietly buttering bread
and opening a can of tuna and trying to
rinse a piece of fresh lettuce and thinking
the reason that Cathy threw the hanger is that
her foot accidentally slipped a fraction of an
inch the instant the rock left her hand.
And wonder why the city tap water turns brown when it boils.
An hour later the "Sports TRI-ATHELON" continues:
And now earth listeners the coach of the
visiting team has just stepped into the box.
Well, do you think your chances are good today?
(typical stadium cheering) (voice over) ...
".... yesss, we're gonna play hard an fast an
we know this'll be the winning combination
for today's game ..."
We can see the logic
in this kind of thinking and
see that the ideas extend outward
then curl back
and cinch up tight like
a clockspring winds
till it jambs
Emotional attitudes committed to
preconceived beliefs and systems
become nonsense
willed at the point where the
curled back logic chrystalizes
Such curlback is seen
through a forward look
where the free will extends and extends
as far as is necessary
to see the answer clearly
or at least to come to know
the answer is already
there in Reality.
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TARGET YOUR MARKET and MARKET YOUR TARGET
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I'm 45 years old
and look 30
(actually cause I'm a 25 year old model who
looks old for her age)
which is why I'm a model working as an
ordinary person who has come
to tell you about wonder new
beauty mud by PLAST. My friend is
65 and people are asking if she's
had a face lift.
It'll Work miracles for you too.
As one woman to another
wonder new beauty mud by PLAST is worth it.
And to prove how true that is
when I told my best friend Mary
she ran straight to the store and got her own, so we can PLAST together.
Rapid disco jazz-like background music cuts in fast
after her legs stop moving on a crotch shot),
just before the picture cuts to a brand new 4-door
coupe hurtling up a gradual curve at the
incredible speed of 55 kilometers per hour,
proving its super high performance rally class
workmanship, in next year's driving today,
its driver the target
a large 26 year old secretary wearing
high heeled shoes and horn rimmed glasses.
Swinging into closeup
secretarial type turns into the camera
actually, beyond the camera to a
hunky funky super junky studder riding an all black gleamer
of a motorcycle with sexy motor chrome and manifolds
and jean seams tight right up the rear region who
asses up alongside
signalling her with a high sign and a
funny fixed grin,
just as the screen cuts to
the sawed off tail stub of a dog
wagging fast for more meaty dog food...
This interlude is
taking place 3 minutes
after the last interlude
break in the movie.
Something funny is going on
amongst the brain cells of viewers.
Traces of intelligence are being erased
from central areas.
This year and next
the viewers think the
feeling of the loss is entertainment.
And pay cablevision money to
continue the feeling.
Interesting what people will do for money
or
to
try to
establish their gene line as superior in
whatever way it takes to do it.
Interesting what people will do
even injure or kill
innocents for a gambling debt
or drugs
or hangup over a sex partner.
What is
the feeling in such thinking.
Why are
a few dollars more important than
anything else such people can think of.
Go ahead
think about the answer.
"BUT, BUT, THAT'S NOT
WHAT T.V'S LIKE. YOU
GOT IT WRONG
TELEVISIONS' NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL
IT'S
IT'S
WORSE!"
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THE ABSURDITY OF BEING ABSURD
====================================
And now
listen here, the joyful
noise of a baritone singing opera in falsetto
believe me this to be true
it is a big christmas eve special
advertised as that which you most
WON'T want to miss the most
coming from Vancouver and the
noise
the noise that singer has made
it couldn't possibly
have come from christmas.
and still
the idiot got paid for it.
But that's only part of the story.
Would you believe the real story
of how the CARE BARES and RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER
go to the north pole to
help SANTA find the stolen JINGLE BELL SLEIGH.
And its still christmas eve
and on it goes
a bald fat faggy middle aged thing of a
Peter Pan with definate lip curls hanging in the
upper corners of the wet ones
swings into center stage from the rafters
and swooping before little Cinderella,
rasps:
I swing both ways. Wink! wink!
This is true
I saw it with my own eyes
at 8:30 PM on my own TV in the livingroom
not on a funded no-ad channel,
this was on the city's top dog
commercial television station
and the network it sticks to.
And now I can imagine a harp being played
by a pair of wings
stuck to the harp to play it
by an angel who poses as a priest in the next scene
whose body throbs
hard to the tacky rhythms
as the audience snaps their fingers
vigorously on the on beat.
Such is what
the DOUBLE BLINK SYNDROME
is doing for MY imagination.
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WHERE DOES IT START
--------------------------
(spinny skinny lady youngish-oldish,
slashes of rouge and hard lipstick
highlight the lesser effects)
..... and now children
its time to play mommys
you all know how to play mommys (not a question but
a statement of fact)
all right children
lets start with
putting on lipstick
see! put ting on lip stick!
isn't this FUN!
(there is a strange birdlike voice)
coming out of the crazy twisted face)
and now
lets walk on high heels
yes that's how you do it
yes that's right
you boys can do it too
yes isn't this FUN!
(the little achievers are walking in a circle in a funny
way trying to have FUN! and the lady is walking around
too saying Clomp! Clomp! Clomp! Clomp! and now let's
have a visit from WILLY! our friendly giant from the
hill yes everybody say hello to WILLY he's going to
sing a song just for you aren't you WILLY ...
(not a question but a statement of fact
(WILLY has a reason to grin in such a fake way. A ridiculous
red wig that actually looks like a rug sits perched on top
of the bald dome of this stocky overweight middle aged thing
of an example
(WILLY picks up the guitar and begins to play. WILLY can't
sing a note and is musically even worse. To make up for it
WILLY plays the guitar like no one ever played it before.
WILLY plays the guitar so hard that every so often bits
of flesh fly from his fingertips. The rasping dismal noise
is supposed to be real pleasure for the kindergarten kids
but the only one getting pleasure from THIS is WILLY
(The spinny skinny lady now gets all the children to nerd in
a circle again so they can play throw the ball. Most can't
throw the big ball. Some can't even hold it. The one's who
can't look obviously left out. The one's who can get stroked
with rewards like .... that's great! .... that's wonderful!
see how easy it is .... just like putting on lipstick like
your mommy .... yes you can do it too boys ....
.... at the mention of lipstick the kids had stopped
throwing the ball and started putting on lipstick
again, let's pretending)
So this goes on
everyday
every station
children's kindergarten of the air
the best experience YOUR child ever had
just ask anyone behind the show
but definitely
DO NOT ASK YOURSELVES (you think)
you might be in for a big surprise
or even more to the core of the problem
you might be in for an AWAKENING
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THE MEGABUCKS
---------------------
Oops.
"You've been caught crossing the street 'tween traffic lights
and that's a no no in these here parts'.
The two cops both tough and lookin' good
hands beholden on their open holsters as
they call for backup.
Up comes the other squad car scudding good some time after
to this far corner of the city limits cause its late night
and as the car with the two new coppers escort the
thug downtown to the slammer
the poor sap is thinking
Yikes! YIKES! this is a long weekend
its only 11:50 PM on Friday, Monday a holiday
no courts till Tuesday morning
and all I did was short cut across the middle of a
deserted street to outrun
the cold wind chill factor in a blizzard to a bus station
and just my bad luck
the car at the intersection had constables.
And so you see in detail
another facet of society
that which thinks waste and ridiculousness
and hoped for unexpected big score
is the world's highest calling.
For not only are you incarcerated for four days
at who knows who's (the taxpayer's) expense
the expense is not just a few dollars for
food and the toilet paper
it is in the thousands
the courts
the clerks
the gunmen standing by in the corridors
making sure you don't
eat the bars and gettaway.
Not to mention the paperwork.
But let's not stop here.
There is smoke down there in the computer room.
We have your face and name
and by golly
we gotta check fer fingerprints
out goes the clammer on the wire
is that face familiar to any law enforcement agency
anywhere in the country, the continent
how about Interpol
gotta check that out too
as the call goes out round the world to investigate
the poor middle aged turkey in the holding cell
for the weekend's got a name
let's see
any prior sentences
no
any warrants
yes
a warrant for the same name (but different spelling)
finally comes back on the terminal display after an
all night vigil checking sources
all around the world
gotta resume' the name's activities
for at least several years back
the other name is not a killer or looney
its a dope dealer on the lam from bail
can anything be learned about OUR sucker
is it the one, the same, the only, big score hanging
by decisions by the wire, can't miss a thing on this!
things are really revving, even thrills and excitement
meybe a big career score here for the promotions
what activities might link the truth to the bad guy.
Prosecution papers are prepared just in case
and officers of the peace get out there in the
streets to sleuth around hoping for evidence
and all this goes on till
court time
Tuesday morning
oops too bad
yer innocent
there's not gonna be no party time for us
only thing you did to make you a bad apple
was cross the empty street against the traffic light at midnight.
Twenty dollar fine and time served. We don't want to
see you here again no sirree not us
and don't break the law again or
things will go far worse second time around.
Now
think
of the money
how many mega bucks did
all this cost the chief accountants for the taxpayers
while you holidayed in the holding cell
while the cops did
what they enjoy doing most
a cop's job
thoroughly investigate a whim to the n'th degree
diggin' in
investigating
with reward the motive.
YOU SEE THE PROBLEM
ALL OF THIS LOOKING WAS EXTERNAL
NONE OF IT IS LOOKING WITHIN
TO SEE CLEARLY HOW TO KNOW THAT
YOU WERE INNOCENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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ENOUGH
----------
HERE IS A STORY ABOUT SOME OF THE
CONDTIONS CURRENTLY PREVAILING
ON THE EARTH.
The voice on the tape I've just made, having walked around
the small room talking, is distant, as if coming through an echo
chamber, and is too wobbly at times. This is the problem with
cheap walkman's, you never know what the recording quality might
be.
I let the last part of the tape play again, wondering if it
is good enough to pass on to the contact at the famous
Astronomical Society. Through the window of the cabin I can see
the pair of loons about a hundred meters from shore. They are
conversing with another pair about 2 kilometers distant at the
other end of the lake. The sound rappore between the two families
of loons is nice in the evening to listen to. The sunset
reflecting off the clouds and water has turned the world color,
hitting the high point of incredible, the mauve and magentas,
orange and yellow colors are very stirring in a most peaceful
way. Too bad the colors are due to high stratosphere dust from a
volcano.
The dog sleeps with a paw across a bone. The chipmunk is
back in the cabin stuffing its pouches using tiny paws like hands
with nuts and granola from the little pile spread between my
feet. Away the little friend goes out the door to stash the booty
under the cabin.
My attention comes back to the Greatstarr tapes:
" ... the following new pages on gravitational relativity
should be of extreme interest to astrophysicists, as well as
cosmologists, and supergravityists, plus everyday people of the
Earth public of course.
"Astrologers too, for that matter. Such newsy solar and
cosmological information as to be imminently shown fairly EXUDES
whiffs of an inner influence in what might be felt, living in
gravity and magnetism, including the powerful magnetic vortexes
known as cities, each with their own distinct personality. And
the sense of inner heard sound - the hiss some people call the
audible sound current - and a few call inductions; the hiss who
others in dismay make trips to the doctor over:
"Doc, Doc, you gotta tell me I'm not crazy tell me my ears
ain't goin bad Doc, but I swear I hear a high pitched hiss like a
pissing inside my head sometimes, and sometimes ringing in my
ears, especially the right one. Got any aspirins for THIS Doc?
"The doc, being into the future in the present from more
mundane matters smiles in a kind way but the patient doesn't know
why. The patient thinks the doc might think them crazy, and the
doc knows the patient is too crazy to understand the explanation
for the hiss and the ringing. Yes any comments about Cosmic
Inductions and the like might scare the patient off to a quack
who only practices orthodox medicine.
"The doctor is saying; 'Beer parlors, I think, do a good
business over such dilemmas. But actually, in the real world, the
hiss or piss can be high enough in frequency and power to be felt
rather than heard.
"This is not to say you are home free. Some wild stuff can
come in on certain frequencies of that sound; stuff you can't
use, don't need, and definately don't want. The thing is not to
get psychologically disturbed about the stuff, because many
people do.
"The doc hopes the patient has got an understanding, now,
or, at least, a better grasp of these everyday circumstances. And
yes, prescribes a bottle of aspirin for the headaches that
sometimes accompanies the hiss.
"Oh, something else you should know before ever going back
to the beer parlor. The body in quick slight jerks, localized
jolts, and twitches in muscles, tugs you cannot do alone in your
systems that not even yogi's in India can do in their prime or
aspire to, these can be caused by exploding thought balloons as
you rest there drifting quietly just before dipping into sleep.
"The doc is pleased with the way the patient seems to be
responding, knowing that, intuiting that, cadance and rhythms are
part of the powerful new inductions coming in to uplift and
purify the planet".
It is unfortunate. The voice on the tape is simply too
garbled to be useably worthwhile, and I am going to have to
forego the opportunity tomorrow morning, to pass on a request for
something I can put on tape for some members of a wellwisher's
society'. The society will have to wait, er, if they are in fact
waiting. I somehow doubt it. More like polite stalling is what
my contact says is the case.
I remove the cassette, casually pitch it into an open
cardboard carton sticking out from under the bed. I think of
casually pitching the walkman into the garbage can, then decide
to hang onto it. Who knows, maybe someday I'll really need it
for something important, as cheap as it is it's the only one I've
got and who knows when I can afford something better, in THIS
day and age on THIS planet.
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SELF EVIDENT TRUTH
---------------------------
ALL MINDS MUST INSTANTLY AGREE THAT
SUCH A TRUTH IS SELF EVIDENT AND
NO OTHER INTERPRETATIONS ARE POSSIBLE
SEE, THE EMBLEMS OF SCIENCE WERE
MADE AT A TIME WHEN THERE
WAS NO WORLD LANGUAGE ANYWHERE TO
DISCUSS PRINCIPLES THAT ARE
KNOWN EVERYWHERE IN THE ABSOLUTE REALITY
KNOWN AS CREATION.
OHM-EEN AUM-EEN
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD CAN BENEFIT
BY HEARING OR THINKING THE SOUNDS
OHM-EEN AUM-EEN
THINK OF THE SOUNDS AT ALL FREQUENCIES
EVEN THOSE THAT ARE SO HIGH PITCHED THEY ARE SENSED
AND CANNOT BE HEARD SO HIGH ARE THE CYCLES
OHM-EEN AUM-EEN OHM-EEN AUM-EEN
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MERRY GO ROUND
=========================
Blasting into nirvana
awesome state of hypothetical
nothing
relentless
pointless
powerful without a thought
and certainly no science
for nothing in everything is chaos.
Fees paid for confessions
the best trees hewed anew
for processions of the cross
carried by a staggering authority to demonstrate
all that absurd in their shuffling positions
ahh, saints made from the
catalogue of persecuted heretics who
wouldn't break the ties of the death grip yet
didn't quite believe the beliefs
of old languages intoned into the
dark of consciousness
A mother keeps turning up in the weirdest places
everyone different
every name the same
How many times
have you been struck by fear
for failing to
get to the mass on time
Some great clot of heady vibrations
tuned into dope and sex and other
low frequency emanations
Beetles eat whatever
falls to the cave floor
Some wretches suspect
there is much much more
than easy to score
side trips to the force
and do nothing more besides talk about it
they do not think to the edge of obvious
they do not see beyond chaos
talking is wasteland easy
and no sting of truth
the thoughts merely babble
a few seconds of hard thought
got caught misting in easy breezes
What dammed legacies
still linger glued to the subconscious from
days gone past when priests
taught god circled the earth like a merry go round.
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NEAR MIDDLE AND FAR EAST
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THE PLEDGE
----------------
'Ask not what your country can do for you
ask what can you do for your country'
Well
actually
not much
The only thing the country has
done for me is take about
70% of everything I have ever earned
and allow a
hospital to charge my mother
7 thousand bucks to have me born there
I would rather
do what I can for the planet
and have the
countries do the same
Expecting ME to
do it for the COUNTRY is the same as
having me
do it for the mafia
or
do it because my
life might depend on it
(dissenters not wanted)
neither options savory
best to
let the country
change the 'j' in jingo to a 'b'
and let me
get on with a purpose
helping the planet
get back in sync with the galaxy
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TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
--------------------------
God says this lands ours
an we're here tuh take it
an this gun proves gods
good cause we don't just
blast you away and say a
prayer after
we
said a prayer before
an now you get yer chance
to go an be gone with it or
god's gonna make this gun go
off again despite the way we
prayed you not get hurt less
you blink or even think fer
an blink we're not gonna get
yer land cause its ours now
god's givin it to us
an this takes an IQ of about
63 - meybe 64 to unnerstand
that's why I'm able t' tell
yu how good god is cause god's
give us yer land and a gun
in case yuh want tuh make
trouble that's why I'm the
priest cause only I can
unnerstant all this good
stuff 'bout god an the
land an how god's givin
it to us so we can
have our own religion
on your land
jus like god wants
YES SURE MEYBE AN IQ OF 54 NOT 64
IN ANY CASE THERE SURE IS A PROBLEM WITH that IQ.
AND THIS WAS SEEN LIVE, ON TV. A FACT THAT HAPPENED
FROM ISREAL.
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KISMET
-----------
Not an ephemeral
whimsical winding wind gently
this is hard core mob kind of stuff
a gabbling assembly of beserk asserters
their jowls waggling like chins of turkeys standing
tall in the stockyard
spittle spouts and ear wax flies from the locomotion
see the nameless jabbering heads
all this rage
because they
didn't get their way
the din in the sin
against them is
appalling to all but one concept
a new soaring overplus
of solid noise
in maw made racket
a total defeat
kismet voted against the move to kill em all
to get rid of em all
once and for all and be done with it
this is
believe it or not
democracy in action
I'm glad to know
it has to be from someone else's brain
it was on again
on the six o'clock news
headlining the breakthroughs taking place
somewhere in the din of the planet
a half dozen more nameless heads waggling
out of control this very day
that was the news
that was it
6 more heads in parliment waggling faster than yesterday
isn't that a howl to hoot about
yes progress
and some day soon
maybe even the bargaining table
but for now
the peace at least is being kept by the
spittle hitting the walls
rather than bullets as the assembly
hold themselves together
and holster their emotions
in the roar of the waggling gaggling heads
letting the whole world know
letting the whole world understand
how bad it is for them cause they
didn't get their way
let the world see
let the world observe what it means to
not get their way
let the world understand that
the insane all out mindlessness of the
waggling gaggling heads is
a measure of the concern and not
what it looks like at all
no
no
not the look of an assembly out of
control of everything including the bullets
jabber jabber jabber jabber
which means in the act of free will
being fully in control.
How weird can it get?
A negative infractructure world wide
continues to consume itself in accelarating pace
unto the day when all involved, rejoin the human race.
Mind you
there is supposedly more
civility here in the western world
in pushing the recall button hour after hour
day after day
week after week
a ringing clinging clamor of
nothing else but bell making hell in the halls of parliament
because two leaders want to
score points for a by-election
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DISPATCH TO PARADISE
------------------------------------
DO JOLLYS ONTO OTHERS AS
YOU WOULD NOT HAVE THEM DO ONTO YOU
Speaking about weird
this concoct of being dispatched to paradise for a great reward
is troubling
FOR INSTANCE:
it seems only the stupid or useless get offered the promise
by the mullahs
a peasant from the barren rock country
leaping across the line like a reeking berserker
machine gun splattering a statter of point bursts
spittle glittering the speckling grin
saber slashes in the invisible whim of allah
gets into the thick of the prey
women children anyone in the way
hacked to bits in a dazzling display
of bizarre flesh flying in all directions
till
someone else's reaping shrieking blade makes
pace enough
to render the martre useless
ergo the reward THIS martyr goes to 'paradise'
ergo the conundrum
there are TWO martyrs involved
one from side A of the line
the other from the other
leaving TWO paths of gory: body slices diced in sorry
lying hoary after flying long distances through the
frenzy of the display of reaping allah's blades
and so TWO mulluhs
have guaranteed TWO rites of passage to 'paradise'
obviously a fallacy of duality in the fundamentals
but who's to say
which mullah is the most favored
which mullah isn't
makes you wonder what kind of a god this allah is
with so much gore taken for granted
so much pleasure from both the
act and the aftermath
they say it is calm here where there is no life
wrong
chilling winds in the stilling dust
so unwilling
disturb the ether
MEANWHILE
What do the others get
What great rewards are their promise of the mullahs
why a proper routine passage into the afterlife of course
for these the weak meek mild mannered more whose
only score in life is to have
shuffled at least once around the old black block in mecca
and have all ways said their prayers proper
five times a day
starting at sunrise
even at the north pole
where no sun don't shine causa the tilt
and moons of the bums-up go unseen
and what about the mullahs themselves
no great claims for 'paradise' here
only mumbled jumbled great believers
in overatures to duty to the great one
in a lifetime of humbly sending others to the
great deep in the sand where the chills sigh
and certainly no public cries or claims of greatness for themselves
no no
for though they seem to wield unlimited
power amongst the colts and dimwitties promising
'paradise' for going forth into the outer world to do duty
there is something about the deeds done in the
all consuming name of wisdom ....
here words peeter out faster than the intelligence ....
.... take out that installation
with 50 megatons of plastic TNT taped to your belly
or you get punished instead of an eternity of virgins
most importantly note - no fornication in the afterlife
if you even think for an instant the mullah's promise is a lie
.... make your claim in the name of heroic assassin
bump off your target around the world
get out there where the game is really dangerous cause
governments balk and it means
'satans' out there running things ...
.... yes agent X reporting here victory almost imminent
tell Allah to get those girls ready
quarry last seen 40 minutes ago
skirting a low stone hedge
on the outskirts of London ...
Has it occurred to anyone that the mullahs
don't really believe in Allah's dirty virgins and
use the ploy to simply get
the boys with the twitchiest peckers to do their dirty work
because some (so many) seem to
definitely want to go the more messy route to glory
seeking such status as a true martyr makes gory
the sorry in berserk all battle bizarre
then the punch line
death and the doer both meet to greet 'paradise'
meanwhile bloodstained mullahs invent new words to
describe the atrocities committed against their minions
and stay at home their heads tolled to the floor and their
backsides trapping stale air
for when it is told
mullahs to claim rewards for themselves
results in the worst of all possible rewards from Allah
Oh the brave sacrifices
endured by the mullas !
silence
no self claims
so much public humility
while sending so many others to 'paradise'
WHAT A GOD !
What an invisible THING to worship !
What can happen to change this
I, A LET'S PRETEND MULLUH
ISSUE THE FOLLOWING COMMAND
LET IT END NOW !
Think of history in instant replay
for the last (say) 100 years
think of the whole realm
of the densely packed
what you see in a glance
100 years of sects
mindless and fractured
slashing each other to bits in
fits of religious interpreted hits
and its still going on without letup
YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER
ITS NOT SO MUCH WHAT YOU SAY
BUT WHAT YOU actually do
THAT COUNTS FOR MOST
IN THE REALITY OF THE
SUPREME CREATORS ALPHA AND OMEGA
OH BY THE WAY
TO EVEN THINK OF
TAKING A LIFE IS
A FAST WAY OF
LOOSING LIGHT WHEN IT
COMES TO SEEING SIGHT
TOWARD GLORY IN THE DOMAINS
OF THE
SUPREME CREATORS ALPHA AND OMEGA
------------------
BIG ENOUGH
------------------
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
race swift as a thought along the border wall
so fleet of feet the quards would have no time to notice
rolling the whole thing up so deftly that
anyone watching would think an imp had just
banished it like magic
only
no magic would be involved
all that happens is I have toted the
rolled up borders to a storage shed
where the metal and bales can be recycled
into something useful
instead of hell on the planet.
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
go unchallenged walking amongst the flock
gathered at 'biker city'
dropping sugar in every tank of gas
to see how much 'biker' er how much 'power' er
how much 'good time' is left when
the means to make an ear shattering racket heard for
10 miles in all directions with one hard
crank on the accelarator has been trashed
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
motor as a helicopter might with grunt enough
to grip the Christ of the Andes
and steer it out over the ocean the statue
swinging in an arc and drop it there
and see if the splash is as big as
believers fear must happen for such a folly
or will the icon cold stone merely tone below the waves
going beneath the breach in a screech like a meteor
making small dips and ripples amongst the minnows
long since dissipating among the weedbeds before
the turn to the shoreline comes
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
stand by the wailing wall and
placing one little finger lightly against it
give it a light shove and watch it topple over
revealing new vistas never before
seen of other parts of the shabby city
normally not noticed by worshippers snuffed
so stubby against the wall experiencing
the torment er the whatever the
wonderful er awful 'presence of god' what a
presence
can't imagine why a god would
ever want to put a halo around this place
unless
dare I say it
THAT particular god doesn't exit
except in the minds of the feeble minded people who wail there.
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
hover over Mecca
and
gripping a corner of the black shroud like a tablecloth
give it a quick flick and 'presto'
see the whole white cube revealed
for the first time in an eon of ages
and hear the astonished gasps of the shuffling
circling mourners er worshippers
who now see tangible the 'mystery' the priests have been
hiding under wraps for so long in the name of allah
because
once the 'mystery' is gone
allah cannot exist any more in terms of states
of the various personalities of the conflicting priests
who create allahs by whims and vigor to legalize their hates.
I'D LIKE TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO
in a fit of potence
stride into the five sided star called the pentagon
and easing a crowbar into a chink in a corner
pry the thing open
let the lice spill out howling foul
unfair and other claims against the awful enemy
and while
all this bedlam is going on amongst the
killer bees looking for targets
quietly lift the corner and walk it into a six sided shape
and take the top off and
dissolve the desks and chairs
call this one small step for humanity
---------------
HOLOCOST
---------------
Aw gee whiz I'm almost 30
and still haven't made my
statement public about it
an' become a man
an' become a woman
What a darn shame
More to the point what holocaust
is it the adult-child holocaust
man-woman holocaust
east-west holocaust
kymer-smart holocaust
american-japan holocaust
european-jewish holocaust
communist-slavic holocaust
ottoman-armenian holocaust
world-africa holocaust
it seems it might be right to make
it what ever you want it to be made
as the issue in what ever name race
or creed or idea you wish to stand for
how about the catholic-inquisition holocaust
the gengis-christian holocaust
the crusades-arabian holocaust
the roman-egyptian holocaust
the statue-god holocaust
the planet-galaxy holocaust
the point is
not whining about the aggravations of the
past in the present
or even
making everyone present suffer
for someone else's past
the point is to forget the past
and get on with the positive future
using suffering as a
statement of being or
coming of age event
is
well
where in hell did that idea come from
your worst personal bummers
are still bummers when remembered
in your privacies ad nauseam
and another kind of hell
when borrowed from the past mistakes of others
and another kind of dumb
when pushed in the face of
numb innocent bystanders and another kind of mistake
still, if the innocent fail to respond in the way
you see fitting
so you respond uptight in the
way that is supposed to force
innocent bystanders to
submit to the misery being
dished as a personal pleasure
on your part: i.e. making your
statement effective
by getting
others to listen
and join in
and howl also
THERE IS NO PEACE
IN THE QUIET UNTIL YOU FORGET
WHAT HAPPENED PERSONALLY
AND NOT FORCE OTHERS
TO REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED TO OTHERS
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
AS IF
REMEMBERING THE WORST PAST POSSIBLE
IS A RELIGIOUS CELEBRATION
YOUR RACE CREED OR GENERATION NEEDS
TO JUSTIFY ITS EXISTENCE
that is kinky
isn't it
A thought comes to mind
supposedly about
45% of the population
have IQ's higher than 105
it means that about
45% of the population
have IQ's lower than 95.
Makes you wonder
who's stripping the forests
and wiping out animals for aphrodesiacs
cause the one thing we logically know for certain is
those who have the money to pay for the pillage
have IQ's higher than 95.
Words to the wise
hint hint
===================
SPECTACLE
===================
A mustache to a little kid
looks like awful stuff
running out of the nose.
Think about it.
Think about vanity and glamor
oh sexy one.
A mustache is supposed to look good
because cologne sellers and style and blue jean ads
say so
but truth from the mouths of babes is closer to it
when they
darken in dismay as you reach over
to pick a baby up and all the kid can do is
cringe in fear of your mustache.
You made up gals
so glamorous so deftly put on
your
skin looks perfect for the wax museum
what do you think babes percieve
when you, reeking, lean over to pick up little kiddy
and get instantly angry cause
auntie isn't patient with kiddies who
scream
oh glamorous one.
And if the kid is happy before you came for a visit
oh boy here comes clown again
oh funny the lips
so odd colored the eyes
so bright the rouge on the rest of the pasty face
so vacant the look
so lacking in genuine heartfelt feeling that is positive.
No one in the universe has
ever proclaimed you have to look glamorous
to look good as a lady.
No women has ever
been commanded within to
paint the face with vanity in order to be
real and alive as a female reality being
who radiates so much light you can be seen for miles.
Just the thinking that such a radiant life is not for you
may be enough to
cause you to fold over
to collapse
to become an inch worm
your face found day and night
mere inches above the cosmetic ads.
Don't you think there is despair in the feeling
of how much to spend
and what to buy
to make it impossible to ever
radiate light
with your face conceiled with man made concoctions which
don't exist in the first place
except in the dismal dinky reflections of how you look at yourself
in the mirror after the gunk goes on.
=========================
RE-INCARNATION
=========================
Her past has gone like a slice of sorry
weather vanishing up the valley
Those were hurgid times in the old days prior to this incarnation
Her corpse twice
blotted by volcanos
and the soldiers stuffing her with gore at the
change of kings
and the number of times she died
without knowing any reason
and the times she wondered if there were too many seasons for the
living to go on crying in the air that roared through the centuries.
Yes it was
a flirting
journey to the present and here she is
conciousness again,
a new clean fresh feeling in her spirit
yearning anew getting ready for
a new journey in the galaxy
========================
THE MISSIONARY
========================
Elmer was little and feeble
and grew up little and feeble
but convinced he had lord power in him
became a missionary and went over to the jungle to
do lord's work because of the much-lord and lord-touch in him.
The missionaries eventually reach heathens where the following happens:
The heathens, eager to please
whip out an object of their religious aspire
it is a shrunken head dangling on a stick.
OH WOW!
the missionaries shout in stark fear for their safety.
But it turns out these heathens are friendly
they say the shrunken heads are their way of ensuring that
dead enemies don't come back to haunt them.
The little heads keep the original owners at bay
or so they say.
Well
this is obviously no good for the missionaries,
the lord won't have THIS.
So Elmer and the rest are
inspired to hurry with their personal
lord's work going with great zeal to explain
through sign language and grunts how the lord punishes
those who shrink heads and fail to concider their own afterlife.
Our lord can give you everything you want and so on and so forth,
Elmer insists, or so it seems.
Until finally the seniors amongst the heathens
are convinced sufficient to inquire about the lord.
'We have an image that we use', explains Elmer, whipping out his
personal crucifix and holding it out in the air for the curious
heathens to behold and admire.
But what do you think happens?
A shriek of utter dismay and terror as the
heathens flee every last one of them
as fast as their legs can carry them into the jungle.
What Elmer flashed in their faces was an
incredible tiny grotesque corpse dangling on a cross.
The problem is, Elmer had already made it clear that this THING
is what they are supposed to worship as their god.
The heathens have no choice
except to believe that anyone who prays to the THING
will live forever and look incredible, like the lord.
And if anyone
refuses to believe, life for ever after will be even worse.
No wonder the heathens fled in the blink of an eye.
None had ever seen even in their worst dreams anything so
hideous, so ugly, as the crucifix
which depicted what the lord the missionaries prayed to looks like.
However
Elmer all smiles in the service of the lord
knew not why they fled except to say
the devil made them do it.
After the escape, things became predictable for a while:
the missionaries demanding the authorities go in and
murder the heathens for killing missionaries.
Because no doubt the heathens were very determined
to protect themselves and future generations
from the THING the feeble little missionary had
shoved in the face of the people.
Time passes.
Eventually after slaughter and starvation
a few of the heathens begin to think that life with the THING
is better then no life at all.
And so begin to journey back to join Elmer's personal ministry.
And so all seems to be going well in the missionary business.
But not really.
The problem is still as deep rooted as it has always been
effecting both the missionaries and heathens alike
even though the missionaries including Elmer don't know it
and the heathens
especially those who have become converts
have no way of knowing it in the first place.
The problem is the book called the bible
or
rather
its practices.
First, the heathens have to be taught how to read.
And then,
have to be taught how to read the 'bible' in the religious ways
so that passages which seem to have no meaning at all
(read as a line here or there one line at a time
from a book four inches thick),
are seemingly meaningful
if the heathens bow
and click prayer beads
and shout 'hallelujah' when the timing is right to get the
best nods from the missionaries.
'Oh praise the lord such a miracle is happening here'
the missionaries shout as the heathens grow in lordness
to where they can
shout 'hallelujah' and say 'amen' without accents.
And now for the greatest success of all in the
work of the missionaries:
getting heathens to accept the 'word' completely
to become missionaries themselves.
But work is so very slow, frustrating, particularly for
poor Elmer who can see the rewards and congratulations
eroding away as the years pass,
with one heathen after another fading back into the jungle
after trying to learn the 'good book' without getting it.
The problem is as follows: Elmer is proud of his memory
and can spout most any passage of the bible by heart.
In particular, Elmer is better than most anyone else he knows
on the more scholarly parts of the bible, parts of the bible
which other missionaries, and even those back in the church from
whence Elmer came, could hardly even ponder let alone quote at will.
These parts of the bible include such great clarities as:
26. Excuse: "HOW CAN I RECONCILE THE DOCTRINE OF
HELL WITH THE CHRISTIAN'S GOD OF SALVATION?"
Answer: "Then shall he say also unto them on the left
hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire,
prepared for the devil and his angels" (MATHEW 25:41).
And even more importantly, knowing the front of the bible,
with passages such as:
DOCTRINE--teaching
Good..................Ma. 7:28
Bad...................Re. 2:14
Doctrines (plural):
Bad only..............Ma. 15:9
Mk. 7.7
Col. 2:22
1 Ti.4:1
He. 13.9
One of the heathens
a younger person who seems to be making better progress than
most of the others, can't help thinking that the LORD must THINK
like the lord LOOKS, when this young heathen hassles over such
lore as the above, plus the terrible thing itself that motivates
the missionaries, staring so hideously forth from its
place of salvation called the crucifix.
The concept of how to eat of its flesh never does sink in.
The word according to Elmer is what the young heathens must come
to accept and obey exactly, in order to BECOME ONE with the lord.
'And you KNOW what THAT can only mean', the heathens keeps thinking
over and over after the punishments for failing the lessons.
In their hearts the heathens think the lord actually does exist,
pinned and shivelled just like a shrunken head, now trapped on the
crucifix by the mighty little Elmer, or others with even greater
powers of black magic. And what Elmer is telling them is; if they
don't believe 'the gospel', won't worship and accept the lord inside
themselves as their savior; that the lord on the cross, that awesome
brain jolting stinking joke, will get free again and revenge. The
problem is they can't figure out how to get the thing from off the
crucifix to end up inside themselves, so they can avoid it. How,
is a miracle Elmer and the other missionaries can't explain.
Some heathens secretly think if ELMER can be placated, the heathens
might - by some help from the gods - end up not looking like the lord,
as is Elmer the missionary looking more and more like the lord daily
as his personal ministry continues to unfold. Because, according to
Elmer, he DOES have the lord personally within himself. And the
effect of this is obvious. The proof is in the face of Elmer,
and the contorted stance he takes by the church door welcoming
worshippers in. Worse, some of the missionaries have AIDS.
YOU KNOW
YOU CAN'T GET ANYWHERE
WORSHIPPING A BOOK CALLED THE BIBLE.
YOU KNOW
HOW MANY PEOPLE WORSHIP THAT BOOK
IN THIS HEAVE-OVER OF TIMES
A REAL PITY
-----------------------------
THE SHEATH IS UNTITLED
-----------------------------
HERE IS A LITTLE STORY ABOUT SOME OF
THE KINDS OF PEOPLE YOU MAY ENCOUNTER
WHEN INCARNATED ON THE EARTH.
August 12, 1990, on the Rideau River, Nepean, Ont.
On the quiet river the problem began with new neighbors. He
wrote children's stories which she proof read for a T.V. station's
children show and both made a comfortable living.
The established residents along the river's shore have converted
this stretch into a scenic park-like setting for a couple of kilometers
along both shores and so the disruption caused by the new neighbor's dog
through the conciousness in the area was conciderable.
The new neighbors rebelled in annoyance when others suggested
that this dog be muzzled. The dog was a black pure breed great dane
status symbol, part of their make-believe life's career. It was kept
tied by a long rope to a tree a few feet from the water, during
daylight, so that all who passed by in pleasure boats on the river
could see it.
As newcomers, this young couple were unaware of the extent of the
disruption this monstrous pet caused to the peace of mind in the area,
facing as it did every boat in a rigid stance, its long tail winding
straight in the air, barking. In particular the young couple viewed
themselves as being successful rather than in seeing themselves as
involved in efforts to dissolve chaos from the planet.
One of the residents along the shore was moved to summarize the
situation by writing a children's short story to everyone in general,
and no one in particular:
"When Bob's dog Billy first saw the groundhog he wanted it
right away for dinner. ~Yummy', he thought, licking his lips and
barking. But because he didn't know where the groundhog lived, and
because his sense of smell was a Great Dane's, not like a Bloodhound's,
he stood all the time in wait, barking excitedly whenever he thought
he heard anything or saw anything move".
"One day he saw the groundhog again. He quickly chased it
to its burrow by a clump of bushes, barking in anticipation of a
meal. The groundhog escaped into its burrow in the nick of time.
All Bob's dog Billy got for dinner was a clump of leaves that
triggered more loud non stop barking".
Unfortunately, this writing did not solve the problem. When they
saw it, the new neighbors did not think the story had enough of a moral
to be used on their T.V. show for children. That was what they saw in
the story, in fact, the moral of the story escaped them entirely.
This couple didn't believe in higher communication through
conciousness, or communication through the higher conciousness. And
went to church like others of their kind during the week. He spent spare
time grooming his Great Dane for dog shows. Her father was a psychiatrist
in a foreign country who was establishing himself well in academic circles,
and his opinions were sought by the state currently being run by a new
military takeover. And he admired the dog, especially its price tag,
and whenever it was groomed for dog shows.
Its a shame to see the purpose of this little river so violated
by such a simple thing as the barking of an out of place friend in the
family, another species. As you can see, it is not simple at all, due
to the complexities in thought involving conflicting attitudes and
levels of awareness. You see, part of the problem is the great dane
has been driven insane by obedience training geared to having it
stand the right way in dog shows.
The real problem is these are a female and male pair of fornicators
who have forgotten their origins in Creation. And already it is l990.
==========
WHY AHAH !
========== YOU SILLY ROGUE
CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT OF SOME MALPRACTICE
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE
WHATEVER YOU WANTED NO ASKING
BY SIMPLY GOING FOR IT.
STOP
THE COMMAND HAS BEEN ISSUED
THE BOOK IS CLOSED !
TAKE A LESSON LUCIFIER
YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR BEST SHOT
AND FOUND THERE IS
NOWHERE TO GO
YOUR VAPOR TRAILS
AIN'T GONNA PERVERT THE POSITIVE NOMORE
YOUR OUTCOME THE
SAD BAD PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
WHO STILL THINK THEIR MENTAL POWER AND
EMOTIONS WERE THE FIRST, NOT THE LAST,
END PRODUCT IN CREATION
YOU OFFERED THE IMPOSSIBLE
FEAR, HATE, ENVY, LUST, GREED,
INSTEAD OF WHAT THEY ALREADY HAD
HOPE, POWER, PLENTY,
PEACE, JOY, AND HAPPINESS
DON'T FORGET
THEIR LESSER SIGHT CAME IN
AFTER YOU PULLED THE SWITCH
DISCONNECTING THEM FROM THE
BRILLIENT BRIGHT LIGHTS OF REALITY
YOU SEE
ON THE EARTH
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
TOTAL BLACKNESS WITH THE EYES CLOSED
ALL THAT IS ARE PEOPLE STILL
CLOGGED WITH ILLUSIONS ABOUT
THE DELUSIONS YOU CREATED FOR THEM
YOU TRIED TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THESE
DELUSIONS CAUSED BY X-FACTORS
GONE AWRY WERE ANOTHER REALITY
LET'S MAKE A LIST. AMBITION IS BAD ALL OVER.
WHAT ABOUT MOTIVES - TEEMING WITH SNOWBALLS.
AND THE POPULATION IS INSANE WITH EMOTIONS.
HOW ABOUT WORSHIPPING,
METAPHYSICAL SCAMS, OCCULT, THE MYSTERIES
EASTERN RELIGIONS, WESTERN RELIGIONS
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE CUNNING MIND GOING
ON IN STOCK MARKETS, AND THE INCREDIBLE
MANIPULATION OF PERCENTAGE POINTS
FOR NOTHING WHATEVER BUT PROFIT FOR A FEW
all TAKEN FROM THE MOUTHS OF MANY
the
time SHALL IT GO ON
pretending THE LIST WHICH FILTERS THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY?
to
be YOU TOY, WHAT SILLY IRONY
the THIS LAST FEEBLE TRICKLE IS
good ALL THAT IS LEFT OF YOUR GRAB
guy AT THE STRING OF POWER
ALL THAT IS LEFT
THE END PRODUCT OF THE OVERPLUS
GIVING FEEBLE MENTAL WIZARDS THEIR
THOUGHTS OF GRANDURE.
OH
HEY
DON'T RUN AWAY
HARDLY ANY OF YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK
THOSE FEEBLE MENTAL WIZARDS
JUST MENTIONED ABOVE CONSTITUTE
MOST OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION
OF THIS PLANET.
WAY-TA-GO, LUCIFER
BUT
WORD FROM UPSTAIRS IS
YOU'VE STOPPED CLOCKING NO NO'S IN OVERTIME
AND ARE IN FACT AT THE POINT WHERE YOUR
CONTAINMENT IS FINISHED TO WHERE YOU WILL
INEVITABLY FUNCTION WHOLE SOUND AND PERFECT
AGAIN FREE OF REBELLION. IN THE MEANTIME
THE URGENT PACE TO HOUSECLEAN THIS PLANET
IS GOING ON VERY STRONG NOW
RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
WHAT THEY MUST DO TO CHANGE THEIR CONSCIOUSNES
TO BE BACK IN SYNCH AGAIN WITH COSMIC REALITY
ALL DONE
In Divine Order
Greydon Moore
October, 1990
email: greydie@vegacom.on.ca (2001)
site: scienceanomalies.com
THE NOISE CONTINUES
THE NOISE CONTINUES
==================================== LAW AND ORDER RULES THE WAVES ==================================== being a description of HARMONIC RELATIVITY PRINCIPLES one of the higher dimensional physics a new locally unknown unheard of distribution in solar space and the spectrum of atoms as well as wavelengths of subatomic particles In another regime another mystery is resolved to earth viewers the Cube and Sphere forms the geometry of snowflakes the complete matrixed six sided geometry with expanding images and rotations, mathematicals. In the ice form of water molecules (some energy is removed) there is the same in electron ionnic diffraction patterns (some energy is added) big and small both are the same in one non dimensional geometric overview Superimpose the ionnic master image over any six sided snowflake and you can see at once all key parts absolutely formed in a beautiful set of lines, angles, proportions; lay the same master image over an ionnic diffraction pattern of the atom and all key parts are absolutely formed in the same beautiful set of lines, angles, dots, and proportions; even tho to the naked eye each snowflake each ionnic diffraction pattern looks uniquely different except for the six sides yet every dot spot and straight line is connected with uncanny accuracy on the Master Image. Picture four six sided figures drawn within each other each rotated by 90 degrees and you've got the master image. Mind you, the four must be drawn right, each radius a link to the proper connection in the next larger part of the geometry. Extra! Extra! A report on the Absolute Cube and Sphere in Reality a disclosure about fundamental coherences pervades nature mathematical order and geometrical constancy provides the answer or you write a title =========================== SUM OF ANOTHER ORDER =========================== "Harmonic Relativity? are you sure you know what you're talking about?" "Are you sure you know what you're asking?" says the representative in reply. The book publisher continues scratching the mastoid gland behind the ear "I don't know, I don't know", the publisher finally adds; "this ain't gunfight stuff no virtual reality no international spy thriller here, and more to the point no pussy where's the stuff that everyone pays to read about we want profit Er, let me put it to you this way, in my opinion you haven't got anything here that's worth money. Too bad I'm looking for new writers for the tax writeoffs but this! I don't think I could even get even one company to go in on sharing the advertising costs in a magazine let alone the big one score some rights on the movies The way things are today if we can't guarantee the profit the board of directors and shareholders won't go for it you can see the position I'm in one more mistake and it's my job on the line it's mean in the street and I know what sells and this ain't some of it sorry". Smiling all the time the publisher has been pretending all along to be doing the writer a favor grinning fixed the eyes quick with glints spewing news you can't use as if it was urgently needed News you can use is far ahead of news you can't use But what is it you get in the daily dose of media messages How often have you gotten a valuable insight from the arrest of a computer cheating bank clerk or even a bank cheating computer Female alderman A calls male alderman B a fraud this makes big news yet at any time 10,000,000 people are calling each other frauds eagerly over a drink in the happy hour One in the multitude has a different sound in their voice is saying Quantum Gravity Exists and people clench their teeth move away from the bar. The person can conclude that either Quantum Gravity doesn't sell during the happy hour or that real news has no meaning to the urges of the times the real news challenges the comfort zone known as beliefs and dogmas about science There is authority tainted saints in the ivory tower who from time to time dish out new news about what they want the public to believe is scientifically going on when it comes to understanding the universe "You don't say"!" "Well, uh, yes, we do, and seem to be getting away with it" Grunts and funding behind the enterprise Getting noisier by the century "Um yas". "Transversal Relativistic effects include all sideways motions". "Everyone must be accounted for". "Indeedly". "Only the most intelligent know about them". "Sorry, I didn't get that". "Of course". The trio are walking in an arc sideways as they proceed forward trying to pass through the door simultaneously. Yes the conundrums they carry. They walk in a line sort of all three making a profound statement one heavy one slow one circling one spaced from the second who is one pace from the third at significant intervals from a point of center each trying, giving way, being more humble than the other. And so the bunch they are in sails torquing forward to travelogue into a tight cluster in the revolving door and seconds pass as freely as the 'ahems' until the trio untangle themselves just to get through the doorway The same self nonsense can be bypassed and Reality instead constructed by etheric hands in a perfect plane geometry upon which relativity exists of which any one can draw and study, seeing at once many revealing properties about existences in physics. Forget the sine of angle A as being THE significant teaching in special relativity. In the REAL geometry there are four angles with twelve trigonometries to begin with and each trig state can be calculated via special relativity equations by adding and subtracting multiplying and dividing a single term I'll let you in on a little secret that isn't hidden from anybody. I mean its no secret about Harmonic Relativity Principles, one ratio can serve as a constant for the whole of it such as the speed of light over velocity. But for that matter that ratio can be anything that works in Reality not just the speed of light. Up till now only upstairs knows about it attempt new now to get the truth down into the 3rd dimension of the planet has resulted only in WOW get this guy shut off or I'll do it for you such noisy threats cumbersome the ethers crowded with 4th dimensional thought about how to go straight nowhere to oblivion ======================== THE GRISLY CORPSE ======================== "As you can plainly see my friend I've just finished my new casting its my latest and greatest creation its the most sublime in suffering exquisitely wrought agony of the ecstasy of the calvary on the cross the world has ever seen "That's quite a mouthful"; I interject. "I hope (the person continues without pause) the Pope might want to use it for the papal personal staff "No kidding? And I thought it was just a particularly grotesque corpse made of metal dangling on a cross "Did the LORD pinch you on the cheek today? "You mean ... " (I gesture as if pinching the buns of a bottom) There is a clatter a piece of metal on the spare parts rack against a wall collapses falling through a few layers of overplus we both look to the noise. The person asks that question again, probing, one eye larger than the other from the mentals: "Did the LORD pinch you on the cheek today?" "I think someone did. When I first looked upon your grotesquerie on the cross HOLY COW what a diabolical jolt! "You don't want to worship it then "Of course I don't want to worship it you think that's why I came here? (I turn, one heel squeeking against the machine shop cement and leave the metal smells the smoke, the dust sparkling in strays of rays splayed through the streaky windows leave the artisan to continue rubbing and polishing grunting and bolishing the fruits of such hideous labors) (Briefly I hold the all powerful Cube and Sphere of the Supreme Creators in consciousness almost instantly perceiving the avails in a re-stablization of a few particular frequencies back toward norm or at least back toward present tolerance levels as are currently operant on this planet at least as are currently operating through me on this planet given this planet's regressed conditions at this present period in time. And given the constraints and expansions in which I am presently functioning. Still some lower emotional contact levels to get rid of. But, I'm working on them all the time getting rid of junk experiencing more of the better getting in. Peace, Power, and Plenty in good movement through the soul matrix. And abundant joy in knowing that there is more to the whole of Creation than religious malpractices allow). (On the down side for the rest of the day innuendos of that religion keep creeping into my thoughts and perfuming my emotions. I know what it is. That person is venting their fury at me in their private thoughts because I wouldn't accept the stupidity of the grotesque crucifix and all that it implies. I don't know whatever had given that person the idea I had come to buy a crucifix. A complete opposite. I thought I had come to give the person information about the future of the planet. As you can see short circuits happen). (And that evening I get more from this freak I also have to contend with the artisan's personal bible study group saying a prayer for me. By this time I'm home at the cabin but physical disturbance isn't the problem the activities of the prayer group is. I swear, by all that is Perfect in Reality, that I don't need this kind of misguided static). (Ouch, I've just stubbed my toe against the edge of a table leg in the cabin. It was enough of a crank folding a toe to bring a tear to my eyes. I'll have to wisen up not let myself get so distracted. A half hour ago I spilled a box of shreddies on the floor. And before that knocked a cup of coffee over staining the corners of several new pages covered with quantum gravity mathematic equations for perfect eclipses involving venus, mars, and mercury. A creeping meatball is moving around in my environment. Just when it started I nearly cut my finger on a piece of glass because an empty peanut butter jar fell into the sink of soapy water unseen and got broken under the suds. Gotta be extra careful when these kind of vibes are ... getting in). ===================== BIG MERRY GO ROUND ===================== What for those masks and statues along the wall racks are those cracks in the rows of spindles with paint peeling meant to be metaphysical A hapless fervent spins one of the wheels in hurried haste a century of their favorite karma flies off in waste unknown even to the carcass of the crusty old priest on display behind the modern glass divider The chip does nothing more than sluing to the bust loosens a bit of dust from the wall basket containing the old saint's kidney stones. That rumble the thunder has just made had nothing to do with it it is not the gods getting ready for a visit The priests steering the population past the spinning wheels had no reason to order heads shaved every six hours till the thunder stops. No dumb beliefs in god that treats humans as things Some hand gets sliced away for every one forgetting to pray five times a day minimum the left hand lost to those who, forgetting the way, eat with it on that on that fateful day The same is recycled through the pit time after time till logic gets sick of it Blasting into nirvana awesome state of hypothetical nothing relentless pointless powerful without a thought and certainly no science for nothing in everything is chaos. Fees paid for confessions the best trees hewed anew for processions of the cross carried by a staggering authority to demonstrate all that absurd in their shuffling positions ahh, saints made from the catalogue of persecuted heretics who wouldn't break the ties of the death grip yet didn't quite believe the beliefs of old languages intoned into the dark of consciousness A mother keeps turning up in the weirdest places everyone different every name the same How many times have you been struck by fear for failing to get to the mass on time Some great clot of heady vibrations tuned into dope and sex and other low frequency emanations Beetles eat whatever falls to the cave floor Some wretches suspect there is much much more than easy to score side trips to the force and do nothing more besides talk about it they do not think to the edge of obvious they do not see beyond chaos talking is wasteland easy and no sting of truth the thoughts merely babble a few seconds of hard thought got caught misting in easy breezes What dammed legacies still linger glued to the subconscious from days gone past when priests taught god circled the earth like a merry go round. ========================= THREE DAYS AT ONCE ========================= 1. "How does it all wrap up? What are we going to summarize today? (I am wondering why I've come down the corridor into this old psychic, er, physics office. How can a person like this, in this day of reckoning, still be a member of the flat earth society?) (But having got the middle aged occupant to look up from the prayer book spread open atop students papers on the desk I continue); "Unlike Plank's Constant for energy and wave and light, more like a fine structure constant inching through chinks in the universe, the rhythm and cadence of the steady state effects itself of GRAVITATIONAL RELATIVITY in a roar of forces can soar between systems in power and glory to serve in purposes of balancing esteems in the regimes of Creation (Ah, now THAT seems to have gotten some attention) "As can now be shown in bold face and type in human style print on paper (I wave a lot of paper containing the equations and explanations in my hand) the effects produce products that crop up here and there and feature orders that correspond to products created in the living world of the universe's local neighborhood known as the solar system. Planets and moons are in there amongst the chinks in the equations. And so are elementary particles "Excuse me, your views are religious? "Well, if that's what you want to believe. No point in sending a ship over the edge of the ocean, is there, because all it'll do is fall off "Umm, what do you mean? The edge of the oceon will fall off? "Umm, weren't you listening"? "Well, no, it's noon and I'm getting my prayers ready "What do you think might be hidden under that big block of rock under the big black wrap in Mecca surrounded by that small old city in the middle of the desert? "Excuse me, I must say my prayers". 'What I really wanted to say is, you invited me here, no actually, what I want to say is, you can't sail over the edge of the ocean until someone builds a ship to get you that far. The ship itself doesn't count for much. More important is what you find when you get to the other side of the horizon. What I really mean, is, there is no point in feeling awed by illumination. I'm not, and I'm just doing my job "You build ships that don't fall off the edge of the ocean? "Ships don't fall off the edge of the ocean. "What do they do stop against it? "How can they, there is no edge "What? "Your eyes can see clearly after a certain distance you see that the edge is a rounding off descending over the curve of the Earth I mean everyone knows that's obvious I mean you have to intuitively know that the Earth is round to perceive its physical curve properly (A long pause as the professor pulls on this thinking) "I'll have to say a prayer about that", is the new response. "I dislike the thought of sliding off even worse than falling off directly "Shucks, we're back to the beginning and all we got out of it is one more insight linked into your misconstrued beliefs "I beg your pardon my beliefs are very clear "Perhaps you think so", is my only response (Leaving the room I wonder what is so obvious that its missing what how can a person become so bogged down in a need to have such crystallized beliefs so much absurd behavior no matter how brilliant no matter how mistaken. More importantly what might I do to help alleviate such conditions) Oh say by the way (I was going to tell the lost soul) did you know that the wavelengths for the whole of the hydrogen atom spectrum can be hand constructed by the simple techniques of ordinary plane geometry? Yes no lie it is yet another geometry its in there in Absolute Cause in Reality all you need to know is how to geometrically construct a reciprocal as well as how to construct reciprocals in groups and I have done it the papers are at home in a carton waiting for an auditorium wall big enough to do the contructions properly for all to see. What you do is reciprocals in converse from energy levels through frequency sum harmonics and out into the outer rings to find the wavelengths standing naked. You start with a line with a point on it. A second point is the in to begin, the length between the points is a non dimensional artifact equal to one and all things that follow are intrinsically proportional; or you can scale the length to any measure the radius of the atom for instance colloquially known as the Bohr orbit, all that follows anyway are the measured wavelengths not the mythicals of, but the fabrics of the elaborate more Absolute plane geometry constructions sprung from the atom. Imagine sets of concentric rings of geometry drawn wavelengths all done by hand in no violation of Euclid... ultraviolet, visible light, infrared, to start with around a point of center which you drew to perfect scale by hand without a ruler on a wall sized piece of paper. Interesting offer, isn't it. Simple steps are always fundamental. (At this moment I am hunching across a parking lot to the far end in an early blizzard that gives sudden notice to the forecasters my papers sticking wet to my belly under my shirt. I am thinking in a way I dislike doing about how instead of that junk about oceans the talk with the prof should have gone while inwardly escaping the cold. Snow blows in through my short sleeved shirt should have brought a jacket brrrr). The conversation continues in the busyness, the noise, of private thoughts: In either case step B follows step A routinely resulting in every photon wavelength of a hydrogen atom's, groups of spectrums constructed in a single image. Oh yes, certainly, I can do differences as small as the fine structure constant which turns out to have an Absolute foundation drawn by a related geometry. Mind you, scaling is a problem, it takes the size of a living room wall just to fit the circumferences of the first three spectrums of wavelengths into the single picture. But, it can be done with the bright light geometry. Why argue? I've already done it!. I wanted to say this to that professor that atomic specialist of this university having brought along to show the prof the proofs the Zeeman and the Lyman groups of photon wavelengths drawn accurately in visuals on sheets of long lasting stamp album paper by the simple expediency of the absolute plane geometry techniques; each wavelength series showing that this other side of fundamental atomic spectra is obviously ready made in the Absolutes of First Cause in Reality. Also of course the geometry that describes the details of the Proton, and the Fine Structure Constant. You're getting it wrong!, sir, I didn't say CAN'T be drawn, I said CAN! It's not only the frequencies and energy quantas that are factorable those are the things that are found in the sums in the formula ratios made of whole number fractions; the wavelengths themselves are a different way articulated not in formulas but geometry elegantly made within frames under the physically controlled geometrically constructable architectural hands of Creation. All from a fundamental geometry image known as the Cube and Sphere of the Supreme Creators Alpha and Omega. Yep, used only a compass, a pencil, and a straight edge to make these drawings happen. And importantly note, sir, no ruler. You can see what the wavelengths can look like in atomic foundations right before your eyes. I wave the drawings onto the professor's desk ... But as you see the professor and me we got bogged down in things absurd about flat earths that wasn't nitty gritty. It didn't help with me with no credentials or PhD no certification or piece of paper no critical support no press no peer presence to speak of. They say you're not supposed to be discouraged by prejudice. Hmph. Nuts. Back to square one and wasted the gas. Brush the snow off the windowshield then off the roof the license plates get brushed before the headlights. And now, would you believe can't get the gall darn car started. Anyway the fact remains I have in plane geometry constructed not the frequencies of atomic spectrums but the wavelengths of atomic spectrums constructed by hand using the ordinary told tools of Euclidian geometry. Anyone who knows that wavelengths cannot otherwise be mathematically factored in systematic arrays of predeterminant figures like the frequencies can should be impressed by this new improved state of raw knowledge in the Reality of physics. Anyone who is envious suspicious jealous or otherwise negatively minded better take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror for how many times have they heard anyone else make such claims more importantly how many times has anyone had the chance to make such claims to a receptive audience. Well, actually, never. Well okay to end the chapter got the car started with a pair of borrowed booster cables but will have to borrow five bucks for gas from someone to get back to the cabin. (Later that evening) "What does this mean"? the guru asks the listeners. "So! they named me Vishnu because I am a God", the guru continues, "and that is the meaning of being humble, you see, I don't go around the world acting like a god", the guru concludes leaving the listeners more baffled than ever. (Well, yep. Time to turn away from the old portable T.V. and get back to the equations. Anyway, the movie didn't come on as advertised instead was this special prepaid presentation, paid for by the guru's own sponsors). 11. "One thing stands out clear here is a major fundamental structure sweeping through phase and plateau states of matter from cosmic to subatomic; and the more you look into it the more you see in it "The influence of one force is the relativistic creator of another force because the influences separate, stand apart, incompatible, from the force that creates it. "This is not one of those lesser physical systems which slams a door in your face when a certain horizon is reached between two end zones one of which says dogmas the other which says beliefs. "This ocean is very far reaching with a wide open horizon and evolution sails upon this ocean forever ... er, into eternity ... um, let me see ... as long as ... " (I've suddenly lost my audience. The few people in the computer manufacturer's back room find reasons for falling apart turning to computer screens and circuit boards and soldering irons and out the hall to other offices. The salesperson who had brought me in suddenly has an important appointment to get to I leave by the front door winking at my acquaintance the receptionist sitting idly by the front door drinking coffee, as I depart The publisher with astronomy connections with whom I was going to be introduced was never mentioned this afternoon. I'm on my own again. All for the better. I resist being made into something I'm not and deny claim for things that aren't my will or doing). 111. "Yes! of course! (strident voice - voice owner isn't aware of pitch) "Certainly you can see the midnight sun in the land of the midnight sun. But you know how far away it is, the north and south poles are zones made by the devil to deceive us! "Huh" I say blankly. "The book of the profit, spell that prophet, clearly states the 5 times of day for prayer according to the true rising and setting of the sun. When the sun can't rise in winter and can't set in summer prayers can't be said! How can this be! Unless there is an illusion! "The earth is a sphere", I say to the person whose finger still sticks up straight in midair in pause caused by that last statement "No! Therefore it is the devil! Creating the illusion! Everyone who enters the zone slips through a curtain into that concoction and foolishly sees only the scheme, the effect the devil has devised, not the truth as scientifically proven in this very book (I see Mohammed's little book being waved in the air) (The dialectics continue emphatic yes, and more so, in the emotional overplus of proofs that, yes, have to be invented) "Here I can turn to the very page the 5 times of the sun for prayers every day where the prophet has written the truth to the world and exposed the devil. Once again I say don't you see it clearly said right here in these very pages I'm holding out to you like I do to everybody Pray! Pray! Know the prophet for what the truth is! "Do you think the earth's a cylinder?" I discreetly inquire "Certainly not!" is the abrupt response. "The book of the prophet says nothing about cylinders! Certainly indeed yes! I have studied the subject most deeply and know that answer! Can't think for yourself - think i in a quick private thought leak "I could suggest that if the earth was perfectly upright without tilt night and day would be seen throughout the curvature right to the bottom and top of the earth except at a pole itself. This means either your prophet somehow knew the axis was tilted off angle by malpractice, and that spheres can be flatlands in the higher dimensions, or didn't know zip all about the science of the physical tilt "Don't ask me about such matters. I have a Phd in oil engineering, not in physics! (The person is shaking, a kind of earthquake from the inside. My comment about the malpractice seems to have hit a core opening but this is missed by the owner of the rapidly waving forefinger) "It is the devil! The devil has concocted an illusion! Uptight that things make you uptight that's two layers which have to be peeled back through the flack of private shortcomings Its true the world can use a dose of humanity but is that any excuse for going around whapping strangers in the face with a book or bible misconstruing the startled reaction as being anti-christ. HARMONY IS STABILITY ALONG THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE SUCH THAT STABILITY IS AN ABSOLUTE FUNDAMENTAL PEACE IS IN KNOWING THAT STABILITY CANNOT BE DISTURBED WITHOUT WILLFUL INTERFERENCE THEREFORE ALL MINDS MUST AGREE THAT STABILITY EXISTS BEFORE CHAOS AND CHAOS INEVITABLY RETURNS TO STABILITY. ALL MINDS MUST FURTHER AGREE THAT A PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE CAN ONLY EVOLVE BY THE SIMPLEST OF ALL POSSIBLE FORMULAS. IT ISN'T NECESSARY HAVING TO REDEFINE THE OLD CATHOLIC SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN THE NEW COPERNICUS SYSTEM OF PLANET ORBITS SIMPLY IGNORE THE OLD CATHOLIC SIMILARLY OLD MATHEMATICAL SYSTEMS BASED ON ARGUMENTS CONTAINING NO SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS CONTAIN NO CERTAIN DEFINITIONS WHICH ARE SELF ILLUMINATIVE SUCH THAT ALL MINDS MUST AGREE THAT THE DEFINITION IS VALID THE ONLY LOGIC THAT IS VALID IS COSMIC WHICH IS BASED ON SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS THE LOVE THAT IS FELT IN KNOWING SUCH TRUTH IS INTRINSIC IN COSMIC LAW ==================== BIG CRUNCHIES ==================== News you can use is far ahead of news you can't use But what is it you get in the daily dose of media messages How often have you gotten a valuable insight from the arrest of a computer cheating bank clerk or even a bank cheating computer Female alderman A calls male alderman B a fraud this makes big news yet at any time 10,000,000 people are calling each other frauds eagerly over a drink in the happy hour One in the multitude has a different sound in their voice is saying Quantum Gravity Exists and people clench their teeth move away from the bar. The person can conclude that either Quantum Gravity doesn't sell during the happy hour or that real news has no meaning to the urges of the times the real news challenges the comfort zone known as beliefs and dogmas about science There is authority tainted saints in the ivory tower who from time to time dish out new news about what they want the public to believe is scientifically going on when it comes to understanding the universe "You don't say"!" "Well, uh, yes, we do, and seem to be getting away with it" Grunts and funding behind the enterprise Getting noisier by the century "Um yas". "Transversal Relativistic effects include all sideways motions". "Everyone must be accounted for". "Indeedly". "Only the most intelligent know about them". "Sorry, I didn't get that". "Of course". The trio are walking in an arc sideways as they proceed forward trying to pass through the door simultaneously. Yes the conundrums they carry. They walk in a line sort of all three making a profound statement one heavy one slow one circling one spaced from the second who is one pace from the third at significant intervals from a point of center each trying, giving way, being more humble than the other. And so the bunch they are in sails torquing forward to travelogue into a tight cluster in the revolving door and seconds pass as freely as the 'ahems' until the trio untangle themselves just to get through the doorway The same self nonsense can be bypassed and Reality instead constructed by etheric hands in a perfect plane geometry upon which relativity exists of which any one can draw and study, seeing at once many revealing properties about existences in physics. Forget the sine of angle A as being THE significant teaching in special relativity. In the REAL geometry there are four angles with twelve trigonometries to begin with and each trig state can be calculated via special relativity equations by adding and subtracting multiplying and dividing a single term I'll let you in on a little secret that isn't hidden from anybody. I mean its no secret about Harmonic Relativity Principles, one ratio can serve as a constant for the whole of it such as the speed of light over velocity. But for that matter that ratio can be anything that works in Reality not just the speed of light. Up till now only upstairs knows about it attempt new now to get the truth down into the 3rd dimension of the planet has resulted only in WOW get this guy shut off or I'll do it for you such noisy threats cumbersome the ethers crowded with 4th dimensional thought about how to go straight nowhere to oblivion =================== BIG MUNCHIES =================== Definitely a creeping meatball the explicator is thinking as they wince a lot at the thought of seeing their paperwork expand by each new plot in only a minute from a few simple pages to a multiple sectioned fox trot. Not only that in the expansion of the idea just taking place the explicator has seen many new points of view not previously concidered either in the quantities of equations laid out in someone else's projects or in circulated references or discussions which have happened by. Seventeen people alone were involved in the task of just the getting ready the first draft of this first new rewrite of general relativity theory to start off this year's season for them. This means guesswork. This means more work to solve more problems given insufficient data which may require letters in communications to other parts of the world seeking advice or information and clever new ways of keeping the project secret while justifying conclusions based on invented facts posed as supposed valid arguments. Yes, yes, definitely a creeping meatball. What's the difference home is where the heart resides and place is where the head rests isn't it? THERE IS A GREAT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING A LOT TO SAY AND MAKING IT SEEM SIMPLE AND HAVING NOTHING TO SAY AND MAKING IT SEEM PROFOUND THEORIES CAN BE LIKE THAT BIG AND PROFOUND YET NOTHING IN THEM THAT IS IN ANY WAY TRUTHFUL WORKING TO MAKE THEM RENOUNED FUNNY THING IS THAT TRUTH NO MATTER HOW MAGNIFICENT IN EVERY WAY IS SO NON PROFOUND SINCE TRUTH ITSELF NEEDS NO AWE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN IN REALITY KNOW ALSO THAT TRUTH IN REALITY CAN BE AWESOME BUT NEVER EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND -------------------- BIG MUNCHIES 2 -------------------- Tele - bio feedback any one getting off on what the rock singer does on stage getting a low frequency buzzzz that it can't be helped but reflect back into the performer through the fourth dimension causing their musical levels to fall below the creative forcing them further into the grindy grunting moves of the meat grinder to hold the audience tricked in worn out old carnal vibrations which had no use in the first place. ------------------------- TIME TO SWEAT SOME ------------------------- Here's to the instigator: It's agreed then we call ourselves the anything thought of anything goes society everyone laughs and shrieks in the glee it being one of the elite and unique in the rush to be first place in the 21st century. Sorry I'm late, folks, the Xerox kept breaking down (because of your static electricity but you don't know this yet) and tonight we couldn't get the collator to work (because of your mistaken purposes but you don't know this yet) so we ended up down on the floor having to sort by ordeal, pages spread from wall to wall, you should have seen the sweat dotting the pages. So many pages are missing ... The person has just stepped in the door bearing a stack of new copies in their arm. One person who had stared with extra interest at this newcomer suddenly exclaims; I remember you you tried to guess my birthsign then tried to pick me up last friday night at the Barfart I got lucky hah hah did you? A thought occurs to one of the youngest present actually more than a thought a major intuitive illumination which includes what is this bullshit who ARE these people there are so MANY of them and nothing they seem to do has anything to do with progressive evolution (the uplifting of this planet a rejoining of ongoing affairs and purposes of the civilizations of the superuniverse). How can I help to change the conditions of this local group into something worthwhile in Reality. --------------------- MORE BIG HUNCHIES --------------------- In a typical university library are the works of 90,000 mathematicians considered to be good, 9,000 considered to be brilliant and 9 considered to be genius. Anyone with a good idea in math may as well consider the fact that most likely if their idea is good enough it may be considered one amongst the 90,000 whose names nobody knows names which get noted once upon a few seconds and are forgotten. ---------------------- WHO IS KIDDING WHO ---------------------- Okay blinky the coast is clear lets sneak aboard and steal the astro gem look out! here come the other winkies two more twinkies and my GOD other blinkies aboard getting set to fun us with their ultra bumming stun guns (rasping voices trying to sound tough and failing) The make believe nether world in the stink of adults doing it just for the children or so they say where anything goes that the mind can conceive of is good which makes it valid. or does it. who still has or hasn't lost a rational purpose to call a quits to this mindless rush toward nirvana. Infinities? Certainly Sir! How many would you like! Shall I wrap them up or shall I put them aside indefinitely on layaway Our special today is an imported infinitely marked line on which you can make anything small enough you want disappear and never find it again - all you have to do is mark the place where it went in and you can never find the end ("That's crazy", say I, heading for the door to the open street thankful that I hadn't made a down payment before hearing the rest of these terms of this incredible special a real raw deal that had sucked me in by spectacular advertising blasted into view in the blare of a major science magazine. (On a busy day one afternoon a year ago at home I had already written about how infinities don't exist and seem where only an oversight has forgotten to put in place both the FRAME and the CONTENT for every event that occurs in a Creation that can contain a universe amongst Super Universes; a scientific principle that states a property in the existence of the Supreme Creators in other words a logic that helps to scientifically establish GOD. Simple rules for simple messages is the escape from ideas which can never finish because they have no reason for existing other than being buffeting mistakes in lazy thinker's or urgent stinker's promiscuous thought balloons. "This is very surprising"... the person says putting the manuscript down and looking across the coffee table to the cordial Professor "...how did you get it? "You gave it to me last week at the conference"; says the Professor "Oh," says the person. "Did you get a chance to read it? "No", the professor says. "I'm giving it back to you. After all it must have taken at least a few dollars to make the photo copies and that at the least must mean something "Go ahead kid, lump your swallows, then, swallow your lumps Gustily, with singleword empahsis intended; "EARTH QUAKE" ! "Nonsense, the world is calm "Anybody know what twaddle is well this ain't some of it! Socialite Eagerton 111 the infinity specialist slowly stirs a cup of tea giggling everything in the room but the teacup jiggling "What I want to know is, what is the underlying theory Well, ah, er, gee, shucks, you see, you're twisting my insights deliberately so tight that like right now you can't even think of anything I want to tell you Gravitational Ho Ho? Funny how a single insight can slow the game Come off it you mean blow the mind Disrupt the brain chatter? What? Careful you'll spill your tea if you keep jiggling to avoid the earthquake OOPS Here is an earth joke, or, here's a joke on the planet earth: what is renowned by hindus is brown, round, and sounds like a bell rung DUNGGG! After a brief lull after a brief murmer of the class in response has subsided the person adds I guess you'd have had to have been there to appreciate the joke on the planet. This time the response is more like it .... that which causes the least chaos is closest to the truth in reality ... Humility is having the strength to be perfect. ----------------------------------- ITS A CARTOON WORLD ----------------------------------- Its a cartoon world when you make a view of the planet. Where is the WING KONG Constant? Will there ever be a CHOU HOW KOU Derivative? We make fame in the names of the likes of BREMSSTRAHLUNG RADIATION and the INSTITUUT VOOR KERNPHYSISCH ONDERZOEK whose spelling you must memorize and repeat on demand in order to get that PhD that will make you famous or at least make your career possible and these spellings, of course have nothing to do whatever with how well in hell you reason independent of the fame names of a few of a selected handfull of those whose ideas become verbotim. ======================== THE ODDBALL SOCIETY ======================== Mavericks on the planet are the planet's future You can laugh and jeer all you like because those who leer are the first to fear being left behind in the explosions of new consciousness unfolding by those who have no time in life to spend it passing conceited judgments upon others Some researchers know they may not know enough to make such a statement yet they also know that Reality can't exist in chaos Do nothing that might re-enforce the prevailing attitude that says but cannot prove that a person will be a failure if they do not have money and are a failure because they don't have money but money is the least of a person's values. MESSAGE Supersymmetry and Supergravity can't be theorized until all facts are in. People continue life in dark regards major third structure between both the solar system's and fundamental particle's wave space components. The third embodiment loaded with innuendos regards greater scheme of things. Not a promise, a declaration. Quantum gravity exists! and can be easily demonstrated. Also, recombinant wavelengths are a full fledged partner in the scheme of things, solarwise and subatomic a partnership exists in place. As does harmonic relativity pervading space. lectures video seminars slides photocopies diskettes publications circulation copies networking modems all available now. Who is going to be first in line not to be left behind by stale old details that never go anywhere except into textbooks. =================== BIG WILLY ADS =================== We even managed to score some fabulous paste and draw Quickfast Color Graphics Software for the mouse using passes from Newchip computer's super easy user group discount distributor's all around Network Plan Plus etc. (overtones of boast in the banals) Yours is an interesting response says the newer spewing mewer ploys from the overplus because I (myself) have been secretly trying to get my hands on Newchip computer software (myself) once I could afford to buy one of their 'competitive' computer systems so that I (myself) can finally too afford to start my new correspondence school fabulous home courses on how to build Newchip computers today! using only Newchip computer technology and chips for their 3000 foot stack of software. Not to mention the games. Trying to keep up with the competition is like picking your nose in eighteen different locations. Psst! wanna spend more money? Well listen to Vic Parvenu's big new real steal in a block buster break through software you can't live without with its chipatronnic sound whistles for every keystroke and rigid action in the helps. But frankly folks do you really need more of this: to spend another megabuck for a simplified manual to help you teach yourself how to use Vic Parvenu's block buster One Two Three hundred dollar program that's almost free? No! You don't! says Bingo Farstar observing this nonsense from afar in an easy chair as that Parvenu person advertising as the controller card of the computer universe continues to glide around the 40 inch glare of the T.V. square at midnight poking holes in the ads with a fast flashing forefinger What is this I see out front its control stick toward my hand surely not another device by another grinning engineer of the Vic Parvenu computer company fooling the foolish with fabulous fantasies about finished fates of the state of the art in hardware Hmmm. I (Bingo Farstar) foresee that hardware can never be finished and software can never find the universe because the magnificent true logic in the mansions of existence are sound separating electronic manipulated patterns from Reality. =============================================== EVERY WHERE YOU LOOK ABSURDITIES =============================================== The devastating old stink of carnal thought The add writers are having a field day not even one missing their chance with this turkey..... Little boy Fred and his best friend Nerdy go to pull pigtails on little girl Birdie but find little Birdie, girl galore eating more cereal than ever before and that's why Fred and toothy little Nerdy sit for more cereal beside little Birdie cause the cereal's 'so good' and 'natrishous' too the crazed little kids shout between each chew. ---------------------- ODD SOCIETY BALL ---------------------- Only you can be totally removed from the processes of Reality, if you chose to be. And you of course are the only one who can put yourself back in the picture. So many ideas are hidden around in there like lurking turkeys, have to lure them out with a wiff of moxie Oh joy here comes santa clause boys and girls giving you every thing you want. But you gotta be good to get it. Some definite parallels here between this who gives you toys, and the things people pray to. Both are signs of the times. Both run contrary to intuition. To wit: if you believe in the grisly corpse the lord will give you whatever you want, including spectacular bloody knockouts in the boxing ring. Kinda odd with two in the ring, both praying to the same grisly corpse. Do I believe in the lord Lord is not the word for Reality The lords and ladies of the afternoon play count their blessings from day to day in the evenings kneel to pray and in the mornings collect their pay. She has one of the problems down pat, singing about the Canadian ball room guy who manouvers you onto a barstool then steps on your foot, spills a drink in your lap, then takes you back to his apartment for an experience. The sick feed the rich and the poor get poorer There once was a leader named Bruce who wanted to make a new truce he grinned as he missiled and pissed as he whistled but all he could make was a noose. --------------------------------------- BECAUSE OLD TEACHINGS WERE A LIE --------------------------------------- I used to think I'd never be as tall or long living as a tree whose branches grow into the sky and someday will have to die now I know I don't have to die and can teleport through the sky. You really want me to recant ! ? Okey, so, I'm not telepathic I wouldn't want to argue with you I couldn't stand the vibes. What vibes? Sorry I can't tell you you wouldn't know unless you were telepathic. -------------- MISHMASH -------------- Pssst! Wanna try some bad grammar tune in THIS on your T.V. Genuine processed cheese is cheese that's GUARANTEED manufactured Other than some minor difficulties deciding between brackets, colons, semi-colons, and periods, there is hardly a spelling mistake to speak of but don't mention grammar "Hurry, junior, you're kindergarten lesson has started"... ...the T.V. is blaring: I'm gonna give it to him good. I'm gonna get him with the next punch, and if I miss I'm gonna give him a 'try again'. Slicky tabloids and magazines; the ongoing saga of how foolish philosophical folly's get: THIS trivial trip is more significant than THAT trivial trip because THIS trivial trip is more significantly trivial. ------------------------------- TWO ADS ARE LESS THAN ONE ------------------------------- 'When you see Yuan Valdes you're looking at Columbian coffee (a fake volcano over the shrill's shoulder) grown in soil that's over 2 billion years old in the making' 2 billion years old and I've forgotten EVERYTHING National Geographic Magazine tried to teach me about geology If you disagree with the intelligence in this check with the makers of Nabob True to life some didn't bother what they did is give up Nabob and found a better tasting coffee grown in soil thats only a few hundred years old and even at that most of the soils ancient. ---------------------------- TRUTH IN ADVERTISING ---------------------------- It's as sincere as a fake bubble gum ad. This gum actually sticks to lockjaw's teeth cause this gum is so new its made of plastic. ------------------------------------ THE TRUTH IN ADVERTISING LAW ------------------------------------ About 200 times a second somehow somewhere someone is turning on a T.V. commercial ================================================== ADS STRAIGHT FROM THE AIRWAVES OF MODERN TV ================================================== Hurry ! I've gotta get to the Becker corner store and getta jugga milk today thats 'brand new just for me, everytime'. Country Grunt the new improved natural ingredient laxative stand aside, prunes and bran, now there is a famous new laxative made only with professional products from the country of fresh farms. And for ANOTHER fine product by GENERAL try our new Big Fat's all ingredient hamburgers at all Big Fat Hamburger stands opening near you soon! Dick is the corporate responsible advertiser Oh Dick look look and do see puff spot spot, and spot spot puff too. What's the difference between bad english and english that's really bad? There isn't any. Both don't communicate much. This is one you WON'T want to miss be sure to tell your friends so they won't miss-it-too. Here come the priests bottoms up! everybody. ======================================== N THE QUESTION OF MALE DOMINATION ======================================== The dismal plight of those still pre-occupied with sex whose attempted absurdity is conquest of the other half of the species. The fantastic insanity of it fully one half the planet with closed minded intensity spent on doing nothing more than conquering the other half of the species THE SPECIES IN QUESTION CAN GROW WHEN THE GIVERS OF THE GENES LET GO OF THE NOTION THAT THE GIVER REPRESENTS THE SOLE CREATOR OF THE BIONNIC BAG CALLED BODIES OBVIOUSLY THERE ALSO HAS TO BE A RECEIVER OR THERE CAN'T BE A UNIVERSE A MOM AND POPPA GOD IN OTHER WORDS THE SUPREME CREATORS ALPHA AND OMEGA ======================== TARGET MARKETING ======================== Har Har Har Hey Luke! Duke says you ain't no real man cause you don't read none of them Science Digest Magazines Says so right here in this magazine's ad. Gotcha, Suds, I'll get me some of them Science Digest magazines at the newsstand nearest me today. And then, watchout, ladies. Har Har Har ========================= OH THE EXCITEMENT ========================= Unwrap the seal and insert the cassette in the video and turn the video on now and ... Told Visions University of the Air and the DINKYWINK SOCIETY present An Elmer Tudbody Production Ltd. Premier Presentation in conjunction with Vista Proportions Inc., of the Vista Contortions group of companies, The Life and Times of author Elmer Tudbody A History and Retrospect The Genius and the Author Part 1 The Breakthrough Period Oct 79, to Sept 80. It's Consequences And Retrospect It's Impact On The Past Present and Future of Mankind's Times It's Signficances To The Leanings of Current Affairs Thought That's on Vista Proportions 8 P.M. this coming Wednesday First person... nuts life's lousy nothin's good on the video an the beers stale. Yesterday had ta throw out the case of wine cause it was discovered to have not two but three poisons in it Second person... An today driving home from work hit the back of a police car couldn't see the acid fog was making my eyes sting First person... An now this video tape this Elmer Tudbody thing the store guaranteed it was supposed to be a hot new sex movie musta made a mistake at the pirate factory. The jokers grunt and shift position like rotators success on the stock market changed their lives and now they live like potatoes ====================== SPIFFY DOGFARTS ====================== For a real treat delight try nu-eggs two-a-day plus only at La Bistro your favorite eatery of fine food cuisine and finest french ambiancy today Oh oh that sounded too gross lets start writing that again introducing Nu-psuedofad plus the amazing breakthrough that makes other concepts obsolete All day Earnest Need Achiever is achieving needs through the afternoon evening next day writing rewriting so many trials and errors between the instant and the act the buzzword and the fact the last acting fast of the hook searching intricacies between the nooks and fuzzwords the hooks and buzzwords the impact and the acting seeking that fast instant final sudden connection between the buzzword hook and the last passing mast of advertising Whoah! Yeah! This person's career and future depends on it this person thinks just look at the number of words ending in 'ast' that didn't get it TRY NUMBER 1... 'Yummy So-goods' improved treat for your tummy don't miss your share today run and ask your mummy god doesn't even know how we get the center runny TRY NUMBER 2... 'Yummy So-goods' approved nutra sweet and very gummy don't miss your share today so go n' ask your mom for money. And so on. " ... cuz 'Carnal Goodness' has the carnal goodness that carnal goodness lovers love so buy the better toilet water and fragrance with new improved 'Carnal Goodness' at your favorite store, TODAY!" and the PRICE so LOW you'd think it wasn't even MADE in Paris ' ... cuz, friends, (slow motion sincerity) life's too short to walk the line', a phrase which has significant relevant useability, body english, and personality but no real content ... hmmm "These are the kinds of buzzlines and spacehangers we want for sucker punching the idiots in OUR campaigns and its my job to think of them ... " Yep Earnest Need Achiever is having a real good day planning a career and spending all his time thinking about it (On T.V. has been an advertising pitch which goes in part ... 'Toots and Dollmarks casual separates which you can mix and choose with fashionable casual ease for your career or stylish pleasure ... ' An ad for a small common boutique in other words). Up and find where it belongs in a real-time test it makes it better which proves its best all other products are part of the rest Another video production by: At The Crack Of Dawn Specials you got it you got it good special is the right word for it cracks one of the girls in suntan studio having an idea while the oil drys sounding like Dish from a Nick and Trish T.V. commercial starring stars who do it cause the pays good along with the exposure. 'Encore' IS the best of all coffee tastes because Encore is the only blend made with real chicory which makes it bitter ... er ... better ... er ... "Take 3! and this time get it right!" "Wonder Bar! that great taste treat with new real see-through chocolatey layer guaranteed so thin you can see what's inside!" oh nuts my layer just fell off stepped on it made stain on my office carpet serves me right for sampling my own chocolate while watching the rushes (the T.V. monitor plays on) "And try our OTHER new confectionery delight! 'Goodfinger' genuine imitation chocolate with genuine chocolatey coating surrounds a low calorie sugar crystal mixture scientifically formulated with right hand molecules in a delicious caramel-like sandwich so good you can even hear it as you chew And! special for the kids 'Goodfinger' goes snap! crackle! and pop! as you open the wrapper" Eager Need Achiever is real proud of working with the best of the team on THIS ad specially the part about the wrapper (even got to vote yes on who to use for the voices of the three crispies) that last line the third one said was a particularly good coup on competition. Eager Need Achiever slips a video copy of the ads into a portfolio and adds a copy of the election campaign to the resume. But ... how can this happen ... can't fit the packages into the briefcase. (On real time T.V. other ads come on between the seconds of the movie) Cowards Dog Food guaranteed made better with genuine real beef body parts ... Lots of talk but no show lots of boasts but so slow Subliminally I think that what I see are their tails wagging Tell me is it the sun I'm looking at no it can't be it isn't fun its an idea in someone else's thought balloon. one step two step everybody step step everybody step step three step everybody one step two step everybody step step everybody step step three step everybody a funny thing about a police state mentality is the only ones who like them are those who have them. ============= BAD ADDS ============= High pitched male voice rather irritating) 'The Financial Post' is MY first read of the day That's why I get all of the financial news FIRST before anyone else does' we learn from this the Financial Post has only one subscriber ==================== REAL BAD ADS ==================== (Radio add - oil company announcing a furnace update - a new fantastic breakthrough which you can even lease ! We hear a gooey wife talking like a puff of joke to her smirking husband ... ) ... You know, Jack, our oil company can keep us warm a year around, and it only takes a fraction of the cost ... (Peace of mind is being shattered in the condo compound, a family, upset by opinion argues the points of view, the voices carry far in the night).... okay now you've heard the stale old ad hour after hour day after day week after week by now you know exactly what it means so please tell me what does it mean does it mean anything at all is this ad supposed to do anything more than get you to hook to the phone calling the furnace oil dealer in haste nearest you today or is the ad really what it seems to be a really bad ad ==================================== SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES ==================================== BLINK BLINK TWICE STRAIGHT OFF THE AIRWAVES 'It's the 177 horse of COMANCHE that gives it so MUCH power but its the name JEEP that gives it so much PULL' HEY IS THIS VALID THAT A SAYING LIKE HORSE CAN GIVE SOMETHING POWER OR THAT JEEP CAN GIVE A NAME A PULL OR EVEN IS IT ANYTHING AT ALL IN A REALITY SPANNING GALAXIES IN WHICH ANY THOUGHTS PASSED IN ANY MANNER PASS CORRECT AND WITHOUT QUESTION ----------- YIPE ----------- (Female's voice - sing songy - gooey coo - sounds like practice for a part in a Cablevision X rated movie) Just a minute DEAR! Wait till I turn it ON! There that's better. to a famous melody) Oh you don't have a whole lot of mo-ney but yah wanna taste something real sun-ny the answer of course is Liptons noddles with Full Course side by side... anonymous important voice) Yes Liptons Full Course IS brand new - a whole new concept in delicious nutritious food guaranteed straight from the farm. Tangy genuine processed cheese slices on a bed of exotically spiced rice with only 100 percent dairy fresh margarine added makes Full Course the meal-in-a-minute that just can't be beat at ANY price for TASTE GOODNESS ALL AROUND NUTRITION (different morsels are marching around to hard music) So hurry to your favorite store nearest you TODAY! (Male's voice - sing songy too - sounds like the creep is eagerly anticipating later) Oooooooooh ! This IS significant (Now the candle lit table. Hands are working magic over a bowl of something that sits in elegance steaming) (Her hands weave like a dope making wavy over the savory) Mmm Hmmm (His hands weave like a pope making blessing over the gravy) New Liptons Full Course is something I DON'T want to miss right to the last morsel popped into the mouth for real pop-in-the-mouth flavor that's hard to beat! An' THAT'S honest! (Gooey coo - the harlet or starlet or whoever she is is talking again) Microwavable also available in breakthrough new peekthrough dehydrated miracle wrapped fast-paks for total convenience experience! AND microwavable TOO! See, don't say I don't love you MMmmmmm (a soggy dripping pak is pulled from a pot of boiling water) (Male going gooey coo too now) MMmmm real good (volume UP as the last bars end) Side by SIDE... SEXUAL REWARDS INNUENDOED FOR ANY IS A WORSE MISTAKE THE FIRST OF MANY LET'S PUT IT ANOTHER WAY THE ABSURDITY OF A LANGUAGE CAN NEVER BE FULLY EQUAL TO THE ABSURDITY OF THE THOUGHTS THAT CAUSE THE LANGUAGE TO MALPRACTICE SO BADLY IN THE FIRST PLACE TO WHERE THERE ARE NO ANSWERS TO BECOME DEFINABLY OBVIOUS AND MALPRACTICE CAN SPIRE, CONTINUING TO EXPAND WHEN 'IN' PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THAT WILL BE HAPPENING RIGHT FOR ANYONE WHO LISTENS. WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT MERE LIES THIS TIME WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A COSMIC SECRET THE SECRET IS TO GET RID OF THE THOUGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE MEANWHILE THE PROBLEM OF DOUBLE BLINK GOES ON (from an add for a home cooking school's special introductory lessons all for the price of only ... etc.) typical family situation - mom - talking frankly to the kids - a fiesty little blond smiler of a daughter and red head younger token of a brother who both know how to climb on a stool) 'Just be thankful your mommy can cook 'Yummy' otherwise you'd have nothing to eat but beans for your tummy' (since commercial concepts seem to get passed around like tips on the stock market another company has grabbed the tail and run with the whale as follows): (while waiting for the rest of a sentence about saving the ozone to end after a commercial break - we hear - singing and busy brisk music telling us like it is) Singing Busy brisk music YUMMY busy busy busy busy busy FOR YOUR TUMMY busy busy busy busy busy MAKES YOUR TUMMY busy busy busy busy busy FEELING GREAT! busy busy busy end! Its an ad for a stomach remedy, apparently since during this we see a medicine bottle approaching the screen with a big grin for a label WHO THINKS UP AND PRODUCES THIS KIND OF AWFUL STUFF! CERTAINLY NOT THE SUPREME CREATORS. AND DEFINATELY NOT THE KIND OF POSITIVE INTELLIGENCE WHICH CAN CHANGE THE ALIGNMENT OF GALAXIES NO WAY. THIS KIND OF STUFF IS THOUGHT UP BY LESSER INTELLIGENCES WHO'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT ALIGNMENT OF A GALAXY MEANS AND DON'T SEEM TO CARE WHAT THEY'RE MISSING SO LONG AS THERE'S A BUCK OR TWO IN THE PRODUCTION OF BOTTLES AND SILLY BRISK MUSIC TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS FOR WHOEVER IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY FOR PRODUCT (off camera - young announcer with important sounding voice sits on stool in front of goose neck mike with finger stuck in ear - speaks) ..... 'THE ASSHOLES and the GORY' ... (off camera more self important voice stands beside cue cards with mike in hand, earphones hurry the hairy brain) ..... NO! NO! YOU IDIOT! that's 'THE BOLD AND THE GLORY'! let's do it AGAIN! and this time READ THE CARDS! GET IT RIGHT! (off camera important sounding young announcer once again) ..... and NOW for 'THE BOLD AND THE GLORY' our LATE NIGHT MOVIE SPECIAL starring ..... (off camera that power tripping important voice again) ..... OKAY not bad for the audition that's better let's finish the asshole ad and get on with the Saturday Evening Special ready CUE PERSON! C'MON! GET IN PLACE HERE AND HOLD UP THE CARDS! EGGS as we all know are a wonderful source of wrong kinds of cholesterol that's why the Egg Marketing Board of the county nearest you today runs ads 24 hours a day again and again an assault even back to back just seconds apart showing how good eggs taste at breakfast, lunch, dinner, in between snacks skits making the voo doo seem important making the message plain get cracking the more eggs you eat the better it is for the people who grow and sell EGGS (Unseen station announcer with important voice) And now back to our great saturday night AT THE MOVIES blockbuster special of the week but first the following important announcement) YES ITS SOGOOD ! (male thing with ridiculous grin says this ITCH is driving me C R A Z Y ... (unseen voice speaks plus some visuals) .... Friends ! Are YOU one of the millions of painful hemmorhoidal sufferers trying to live and work despite it today? If you are try new PILES POP PLUS for instant INstant INSTANT relief ! (subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....) New PILES POP PLUS helps sooooth irritated membrain and shrinks painful hemorrhoids to help restore normal function fast Plus for stubborn cases try new PILES POP POP PLUS EXTRA (a male model states a meaningless testimonial with ridiculous grin on face, returns to jogging) And now look at this PILES POP PLUS comes in TWO tubes that's right you get not one but TWO tubes with every purchase so you can apply both at once for better comfort relief FAST (subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....) And LOOK ! for the second tube you get ALSO this special hygienic form fitting applicator FREE for using our special stain free ointment that's clinically designed to help prevent painful acid burns Safe for adults of all ages when used as recommended If symptoms persist consult a physician Surgeon General's warning: Not recommended for children under the age of 12 (subliminal hiss says .... like a candyyyy ....) New PILES POP PLUS IS the best friend your PILES ever had ! (station announcer with lisping rasp in voice) And NOW ! back to RUN OH M'GOD RUN our SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES blockbuster academy feature of the week starring Cindy Sand and Peter Feeble in a GRIPPING drama of international INTRIGUE as a man becomes the QUARRY hunted for DARING to say in a book just published that the idea of an infinite supply of virgins for eternity for every moslem male in paradise may be a lie .... but first this message: ---> problem is all this time the movie has been running and the formula has progressed to 4 minutes movie 7 minutes commercials 1 minute in station breaks in another great entertainment package of the week the stations have a meter on the line how many are tuned in how many sets are drawing juice from the cable per channel ergo, how much stuff can we dope with commercials without loosing the viewer yawning in indifference a technician consults the meter reader table sees that juice suck has eased up another two iotas and knows the sponsors pay more for getting the message straight to a captive audience the technician scratching an itchy clatch dead center in the lower bluejean rear region leans forward pushes a button preprogrammed to stream online another six commercials in the next half hour-slot oops the juice suck meter has just eased up another notch oh but indeed yes this is no problem for the station the technician simply reaching forward resets the buttons according to formula one more time DO ANY OF YOU WITH IRRITATING ITCHY CONDITIONS AT ZERO POINT CENTRAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CRACK KNOW THE ITCH IS NOT CAUSED BY VIRUS BUT GRAVE IMBALANCES IN THE FREQUENCIES OF CONSCIOUSNESS CHANGE YOUR FREQUENCY TO END THE ITCH NO GREATER MEDICINE CAN BE HAD AT ANY PRICE AND ITS FREE FROM THE SUPREME CREATORS ------------------------------------- THE PREREQUISITE SEX MODE FUNCTION ------------------------------------- Perhaps you've observed TV ain't real no more less the characters either male male female male female female get together with forking tongues and lip clamps sooner or later at least once in every episode that leads to a peak before the station break It doesn't matter who the lip clampers are any pair any gender young young old old young old any kind of character good good good bad bad bad and at least several different moments of lip clamping action per scene of docudrama melodrama seriesdrama soapdrama specialdrama and family entertainment What a list its supposed to mean that creativity is being expanded in this age of modernism apparently You've all seen the same scene ad nauseam he she or twiddlesex suddenly hoving toward each other their mouths agape their faces clash a real mash lips abulge in that oft seen manner tongues finding the glistening holes like magnets and saliva bubbles start splacking in noisy vigor Meanwhile the camera draws neigh so we can all see no lie two actors their thighs with legs akimbo in odd stances the camera peering in can see without doubt their groins making contact at the jointpoint of the loins don't forget the eyes depending on the caste are either closed in the closeups or in a rigid stare that makes eyeballs glare like hard marbles You're supposed to know the moods or the reasons the modest haste or swooning goon submission or eyes wide open in the being right there at where its at attitude but there's more in that wide open stare down hard kind of unblinking, a lock on target in the power tripping syndrome of two conceited actors playing mind games with each other Vibrations in the overplus here grumbles give rise to telepathic brain chatter But don't let the money makers hear you say that or they might double the output and skip to the hottest parts without waiting for more aware observers to catch up with the user's groups who fork the profits Perhaps when the PREREQUISITE SEX MODE FUNCTION finally gets drawn into the domains of cartoons the critics will begin to notice and viewers will begin to wonder what has happened to make the worst of human behavior seem the best of all possible universes Real high level humano behavior no actually IN LARGE OVERVIEW SEE YOURSELF ABOVE THE PLANET LOOKING DOWN ON THE WHOLE COAT IN ONE GLANCE WHAT YOU SEE IS APPALLING A WORLD AS IF COATED WITH LOINS NAKED AND ENTWINED AROUND THE CENTERS OF GROINS A SEETHING SURFACE OF WINDING GRINDING GROINS WITHOUT PERSONA BECAUSE THE WRITHE FOR GRATIFICATION WORKING BACK THROUGH THE LOINS TO THE THOUGHT STRUCTURE ITSELF SEEMS TO BE THE CENTRAL MOTIVE IN CONSCIOUSNESS FOR HUMANS AND IRONICALLY IT IS THE VERY THOUGHT ITSELF MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PRACTICE WHICH WILL KEEP THE PLANET LONGER REMOVED FROM RAISING IN FREQUENCY BACK TO WHERE YOU BECOME OPEN LINE LINKED AGAIN WITH THE GALAXY --------------------------- BEFORE THE AFTERMATH --------------------------- Quick flash of stopwatch and crotch shot Dr. Stoneman is measuring the critical time the shark has been out of the water They are stapling the tag to its tail and measuring the length of its penis oops no its fin Band-aid bikini standing by is holding a notepad high above the shotangle Now everything is ready they HAVE the measurements and the measurements HAVE been recorded quick flash of crotchshot and stopwatch and the thin bikini there is just seconds left they skid the fish to the kid of the boat and shove it over the edge the dinky shark goes swimming with a flick of the tail away gone The winding music reaches screeching crescendo, kettle drums thunder the success The dramatic event in the history of research is over a single little shark has been tagged Another Stoneman history carving epic is in the can another half hour for the network another ten minutes of shark on deck the stopwatch and focus on crotch and notepad in the hand of young band-aid bikini and you've been wondering what is happening these days with science and the education of the masses why why its gone Commercial --------------------------------- CREDIT DUE WHERE CREDIT IS DUE --------------------------------- OR PUTTING IT BLUNTLY PRESERVATION OF THE SPECIES (Up front and afflicted with officialdom - thick horn rimmed glasses honor a parka - a giant telescope crests the peak of a mountain in the background. Gusty winds blowtorch the hair in jerks) .... Yes, I, Vladamier Sabastianstien, have the privilege of announcing the discovery of the new comet in question. It is definitely a rogue comet, ahumph, never before observed, moving couph, into the inner region of the solar system from the direction of, ahrumph, Saggitarious and is momentarily approaching roughly 32.86 degrees upper zenith declension from the Trojans of Jupiter. It was first, cough, observed roughly day before yesterday and we preliminarily expect it to be arriving in the vacinity of the sun by about, ahumph, ahumph, early summer at the latest. We, ahumph, are expecting ..... the slow steady voice has inexorably drawled slower through the pauses as the bogus importance gets harder and harder to maintain ..... (Abrupt cut. Low bottom pitched announcer high speed delivery flawless reads importantly from pre-written script ..... ) 'The Trojans are clusters of asteroids which follow before and after Jupiter's regular 11 year orbit around the sun. Meanwhile, Dr. Morris Whoo Abooman, head of astronomy physics at Petoria University has this to say about the incredible new comet, which has just been discovered by Percy Mercy, an astronomy enthusiast .... ' (A new image.... Thin hair raggy. His look is everywhere. That picture of Saint Einstein is on the wall. Windows overlook the campus. Busy students scamper between tall cracks tween buildings. Mysterious shadows come and go where TV lights splash in the corners of the office. A bicycle leans padlocked by the door. A pipe leans smoking in curls in an ashtray. Something almost yuppie-like in the absence of the grin, the poised Dr. Abooman is sparking off just left of the eyepiece of the camera) .... came as a considerable surprise. Our own department's Ishak Imhere, an exchange student from Televiv enrolled in our advanced undergraduate honors math and physics program here, with career in astronomy, had been co-incidentally taking photographs of the trailing Trojan region through the GIANT EYE astronomical telescope's corrected optimizer apparatus, including just the other night .... that would be day before yesterday .... he did not momentarily recognize the comet's significance or its full identity in the area of such .... haze .... due to the extremely difficult nature of such OBSERVATIONS! .... (Pause to adjust some important looking papers on desk) .... however we were able to .... overcome certain difficulties to correct that. The latest photographs taken by Ishak Imhere confirm the comet's existence and, er, um, fruits of such dedicated labor. The GIANT EYE viewing device and telescoping equipment at our Hawaii Island installation is .... I might add .... the world's most advanced state of the art inter optical stellar viewing apparatus based on land. I might take a moment to add to that remark that .... without the renowned discoveries of, in my opinion, the greatest physicist who ever LIVED, Professor Albert Einstein, we might never have .... (Abrupt blew edit cut here, because the mouth keeps working round a fixed grin but no words are heard, and the eyelids are opening and closing over one eyeball in off balanced nictictation. And there is no new picture, except for a flashing ghostly close-up of Saint Einstein's photo flashing by .... ) WHAT HAS NOT (IS NOT) BEING SAID IS THE FOLLOWING Percy Mercy is an maverick undergraduate student enrolled at Petoria University in honors math physics in the astronomy program, scoring top marks. Percy Mercy is black, from Alabama, attending university because of a football scholarship. Percy Mercy has to spend nights on the roof of a rural tenement house with a hand built telescope observing for course credits. Mercy's announcement (given first to the press) was of a rogue comet, never before seen, diving in at 32.8 degrees in a roughly northeast zenith declension from the upper rear Trojan asteroid cluster of Jupiter, in an area of haze which actually made it very EASY to distinguish it from the surrounding cloud of small asteroids and haze. The photographs taken during two nights with the home made telescope were impeccably clear, painstakingly made. They showed without question a comet and not another asteroid. Etc. Etc. Meanwhile a publisher named Ruben Heidinmyer has already contacted Ishak Imhere about a paper on the comet's discovery. And a popular science magazine edited by Sally T. Ritonbottom is going to do an article profiling Imhere's intense personal role in the gripping drama, plus Bud Fierstein's subarticle on the GIANT EYE telescope itself, its purpose, ability, future growth potentials, new federal funding, and so on. (Meanwhile Percy Mercy is out on the field grunting against stuffed dummys to keep his scholarship open.) ============================== QUESTIONABLE RELIGIONS ============================== I'm here telling you more born again christian drivel in a low normal conversational tone of voice WILL YOU LISTEN of course not I become a touched by god ranting yahoo and NOW get your attention like all ranting yahoos who claim to be the voice of 'JUH-E-A-ZUZ' and pass personal messages direct from god to you you think the ranting yahoo you favor best is the one who taps the lord right on the cock and says hi I've got a personal message for you from (insert name here along with money) and OF COURSE I've got to do it on radio and TV otherwise how else can I tell you where to sit for your weekly sunday function letting me do it all for you isn't that a sin if you miss my silly grin and fail to have an afterlife cause of it p.s. about that publicity the devil made me do it fortunately we caught 'em in time before I lost my ministry isn't that a blessing isn't that a kloon thank you 'juh-e-zuz' thank you thank you tears squirt from weepy eye ducts splash on the TV lens 'oh what a miracle the lord is makin' today helpin wash away the sin' says the loony goon grinning slyly sideways through the teary bleary face cause they KNOW the money meter has just started to jangle in a glory of praise cause of the ranting yahoo's brand new just revised doctrine sex confessions pay at the box office and everyone tuned in was wondering what in hell the sin was all about and the publicity and now they know and like it. A year passes and the same new doctrine - sin confession and explaining the sparse audience - its still the topic of the whole approach and some may pause to wonder just what in hell this religion business is all about how in hell can a ranting yahoo with hotpants be contact point zero for the creator of a universe how can any of these ranting yahoos be anything more than the source of WRONG nothing more than meaningless noise adulterated by CONCEIT a simple source of roaring raw DECEIT ------------------------------------------------------- BLOW BY BLOW LIVE (from the world championships) ------------------------------------------------------- .... if you've just tuned in you'll notice what appears to be a lull in the final match for this dull world championship and this is true the game has been temporarily put on hold till the movers arrive to replace the table the judges are once again (as you can see) examining the hole where the champion shoved the cue under the playing area, here, now, you can just see the butt sticking up about an inch and a half and the tip poked tight in the corner pocket meanwhile, the defending champion is still adamant vigorously arguing there is no penalty and it should not be called a fault because it was not the champeen's fault that the fatperson farted just before the champion stroked and the gas had enough nerve to, er, swerve the choking er, ah, stroking champion ahem, ahem, oh, attention, everyone, here come the movers it is really exciting here at snooker headquarters the movers are positioning themselves around the table as you can see, getting ready to lift the table and carry it away and, yes, they are straining now it is obviously a very heavy table .....